March 3, 2013

Sissies in Denial

  Sometimes sissies can’t accept who they really are, you know, sissies in denial. They try to act like they’re really guys and they love girls and blah blah blah. HA! Come on stupid sissy! Everyone else can see what a sissy loser you are, how come you can’t just embrace it?? Well I see this a lot since I’m always babysitting these little dum dums. After a couple ABies who were totally sissies, but acted like they weren’t I came up with a special system to take care of them. See, I figure, they gotta learn some time or another that they’re sissies, and they gotta start acting like sissies. So here’s what I do, I just give ‘em a little push in the right direction hehehe. When it comes time for diaper changing, I set ‘em up on the changing mat and open up their diaper. I act like everythings totally normal and go about wiping their messy little bottom, get rid of that old dirty diaper, and pull out a fresh one. I slide that new diaper under ‘em and I take some lotion and rub it all over their peepee (sissy clitty!) and start to rub it over their bottom. Now here’s where it gets fun! See, I hide a plug to stick up their sissy bottom before I start the diaper change, so when I get to this part I rub the lotion between their little cheeks and pay special attention to their tight little hole. Of course, sissies love having their little b-holes rubbed hehehe, so you won’t hear any complaints, even if they’re in denial! Once that little holes all lubed up I sneakily grab the plug and shove it up their sissy butt!! Then I gotta be real quick getting their diaper taped up ‘cause they kinda freak out when they feel it go in hehehehe!! The first time I tried that my little sissy cried and whined and kicked her little sissy legs and begged me to take it out. Hehehe I just giggled while I watched her squirming around. But it wasn’t long before my sissy started to accept her sissification! Now I do it with all sissies in denial and it works like a charm! xoxo Sissy Sitter Samantha 1.888.430.2010
February 14, 2013

Bratty Princess Jenna

  Let’s just get one thing straight – I am a Bratty Princess and you are all just living in my world! All you stupid sissies, adult babies, and LOSERS who call themselves men, are here for one reason and one reason only, to SERVE ME!! Now that we got all that straight, it’ll be easy for you to understand that I don’t do any kinda work. Nothin, not a thing. You all are here to do everything for your sexy little Princess, right? So let’s start with cleaning. My whole house. Every little bitty inch. And you don’t think that I’m gonna let you go around my house in your stupid clothes do you?? Of course not, you’re my sissy maid, and my sissy maid wears exactly what I tell her to. An adorable little sissy maid outfit. See, you look about a gajillion times better like that! Who did you think you were fooling in your “masculine” clothes?? Everyone knows what SISSY LOSER you are, and now they can all see the truth with their own eyes! Well you better hurry up and get started. All this stuff isn’t gonna get done itself! And if you even think about trying to sneak a pair of my sexy little panties, I’ll make you regret for the rest of your loser life! I’ll just be sitting here, painting my toenails and eating cupcakes like a Bratty Princess does! PRINCESS Jenna 1.888.430.2010  
February 4, 2013

Keeping Quiet

Lots of times I gotta make sure my ABies keep quiet for when I invite people over. There’s a time and a place for an ABy to speak, like when I tell them to haha! Now a lot of times, they’ll keep quiet if they’re usually well behaved. And then there’s other times, usually when they’re too scared, where they just can’t seem to shut their dumb little pie holes. They just can’t help themselves! Like, sometimes my girlfriends come over to have some fun teasing and playing with them. Other times I’ll have a boyfriend over, either to have some fun with me, or to use my little sissies hehehe. Anyway, I gotta keep em quiet, or else they cause too much trouble! Of course, there’s all sortsa ways to get an ABy or sissy to shut up. But there’s two ways that always work for me. One is to scare them. A lot, hehehe. I don’t mean threaten em with a spanking, we’re talking about something a little more effective. All it takes is a little something extra, and they’ll be so scared, they couldn’t make a peep if they tried. Like, maybe, they might get something forcibly inserted somewhere – now I’m not saying what exactly here, but I think you get the idea! Now the other way is absolutely fool proof. It helps if you have someone there with ya to give you a hand. One person gets a good old on the ABy, and the other just stuffs their mouth with something – anything really, pacifier, ball gag, anything that you think will get the job done. Then you just bind it in place with duct tape. Easy peasy! Once you’ve got your ABy quiet and manageable, there’s allllll kindsa fun to be had, maybe I can show you… xoxo Samantha 1.888.430.2010
January 13, 2013

Diapering

I’ve been working really hard on my diapering technique. I got lots of new dollies for Christmas that I’ve been practicing on and sometimes I even change my own diaper! But now what I really need is some ABies to practice on. Of course when I change my dollies, they don’t really have any messies in their diapers, but I pretend they do anyway and wipe them and even put a little lotion on them. My diapers are always pretty messy though! Or at least really wet teehee!! Daddy says I still make too much of a mess when I change my own diaper, but I think if I got some more practice with other ABies. Come over for a play date so I can practice on you. I’ll put you in a new diaper when you come over, and then when you messy in your diaper I’ll clean it up! The messier the diaper, the more fun it is to change! And I like to make sure the lotion gets rubbed in reeallly good hehehe! I think my diapering technique is gonna be perfect pretty soon! kissies, Cali 1.888.430.2010
December 15, 2012

Yummy Cookies!

  Sugar cookies are pretty good, and I know they’re really popular around Christmas and you can decorate them with frosting and everything, but if you ask me a cookie isn’t a cookie without CHOCOLATE! Really, there’s no dessert without chocolate hehehe. Sooo, I’m gonna share my special chocolate chip cookie recipe with you. I’ve made these cookies with mommies, and daddies, and even my ABy friends (when mommy and daddy are watching of course!) and everyone always loves them! The Best Chocolate Chip Cookies EVER! 1 c. + 2 Tbsp. flour ¾ tsp. salt ½ tsp. baking powder 1 ½ sticks unsalted butter ¾ c. brown sugar ¼ c. sugar 1 egg ½ tsp. vanilla 1 c. chocolate chips Pre-heat to 425 Whisk flour, salt, and baking powder together. In a separate bowl, beat the butter and sugars until its all mixed up together, maybe three minutes. Add the egg and the vanilla and mix until its all nice and fluffy. Add the flour mixture and mix until it just comes together. Then add the chocolate chips. Use a tablespoon to spoon the dough out onto lined cookie sheets. Bake for 6-8 minutes. When they’re ready they’ll be golden brown on the edges and nice and soft in the middle! And remember ABies can’t bake cookies without mommy or daddy’s help! kissies, Cali 1.888.430.2010
November 8, 2012

Thanksgiving Day

The day of Thanksgiving is a rush for everyone involved especially the cookers trying to prepare all that yummy food is a job in itself.Then you have people running in and out making messes all over the place.School is out for four days parents pulling their hair out wishing there was school.That’s where ladies like us come in handy we can occupy and keep those naughty ones busy and they will have lots of fun with us.hehe Now you know just what type of fun we can have with those naughty ones maybe some corner time and maybe give them something to keep those naughty hands really busy so they will stay out of those diapers.As you know i don’t allow anyone to play in their diapers in my classroom if caught it will be a over my knee in front of everyone diaper down to the ankles for a good spanking. Ms.Rebecca. 1.888.430.2010
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