January 31, 2012
Now I realize that you look upon yourself as a man’s man – a man who commands respect of all those around you, having prestige and power and making decisions effecting all those around you. But let’s take a closer look at that analogy, shall we? You may see a man with many responsibilities when you look in the mirror, but I see the truth; I see a diaper wearing Adult-Baby. So let’s make a few comparisons and see who is right, shall we? Does a man’s man wet the bed night after night? No… but an Adult-Baby does. Does a man’s man have to be put in a diaper because he can’t be trusted to use the potty like a big man? No… but an Adult-Baby does. And does a man’s man need to be put in a soft sleeper with footsies after he’s been nursed and bathed and powdered from head to toe? Again no… but an Adult-Baby would surely desire it. So let’s take a look at what we have here – a “man” who can’t be trusted to use the potty in a timely fashion; a “man” who has to be put in a diaper so he doesn’t wet the bed at night; a “man” who can’t be responsible for any aspect of his own care. Well, looking at the evidence at hand, you aren’t a man’s man at all – you are, in fact, a diaper wearing Adult-Baby… just as I surmised. Never argue with a mommy – you will lose every time. Maggie
