October 17, 2009

Some of the Mommies here are so sweet and kind, but I think they are too kind.  Abies need a firm, disciplinarian to help shape them into thoughtful and well-behaved little ones.  Now Mommy Lexus is here to bring that much needed discipline to PhoneAMommy and all the Abies that these Mommies, Nannies, and Sitters have been coddling and spoiling.  Mommies send their Abies to mean Mommy Lexus when they are acting up and misbehaving so you better be good or be ready to accept your punishment.  Lots of these spoiled little ones seem to think that tears and “sorry” can fix things and maybe that works with sweet kind Mommy Candy or some of the other Mommies here but that’s not how Mommy Lexus works.  Generally, when you are whining and crying about how sorry you are, it’s just the beginning.  We’ll see how sorry you are when your bottom is all swollen and sore. Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
October 2, 2009

Baby Memories

I was cleaning out some closets the day when I happened upon an old diaper bag sitting in the top of my closet. Upon opening it I discovered some old things I had thought were lost like the passing of time. In the bag I found thing of mine from I was just a tiny little baby. There was my first blanket, light blue with little animals all over it, a pacifier, a couple of onsies the baby blue outfit that I was brought home in and a couple of my baby pictures. I was so happy to find these things. Well thanks for letting me share these memories with you. And if you think about it call your Mother and tell her thanks for all she has done for you. Daddy Paul
September 26, 2009

My Call with ABie Ryan

“I know you just sh** your diaper??!! The entire house smells like sh**!  I yelled at abie Ryan, he tried to run back in to his room. But his diaper hung down so low between his legs that it made him waddle and he couldn’t make it around the corner.  I grabbed him by the neck of his onesie and dragged him the rest of the way to his nursery.  I placed him on his special changing table…special because if it’s adult size and has one of a kind built in straps for abies’ wrists and ankles. I leaned over the table so I could get a good grip on his hips as I pulled him towards me.  The tapes of his diaper made a loud rip as I spread his legs and peeled back his diaper, “Oh, sh**! You nasty little aby!” Ryan lay there naked with his legs spread on an open and messy diaper. How many wipes do you think  Mommy used to clean his stinky bottom? Do you think mommy spanked him for messing his diaper?  Do you know how Mommy Lexus would punish aby for making stinkies?  The answers to those questions are all a phone call away J Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
September 25, 2009

Bottoms Up

Well as it goes for the most part abies are usually are very good. But there are those times when you will act in a way that is not appropriate and the there is a need to put a few well placed swats on that bare behind. Now was it worth all that acting up now that you your little bottom is a rosy color and sore? What I really think is you did it on purpose. So which one was it you bad baby boy. Whatever your reason its off to bed for you. Sweet dreams my little one. Daddy Paul
September 11, 2009

Nap Time

Yes my little one its time to get your bottle and your blankie and cuddle up in your crib because its naptime. You have had a full morning with a good bath and playtime outside with daddy. You were starting to get a bit fussy at lunch and now you are really fussy and lets be a good boy for daddy and close your little eyes. We will have a great evening after sleepy time is over. Daddy loves his little fellow and only wants the best for him. Daddy Paul
September 4, 2009

Messy Messy Baby

As I stroll through the bedroom I could tell you had made a big messy in your diaper while you were at nappy time. That sweet guilty look on your face tells the whole story. How about me having you get up on the changing table and taking off that wet stinky diaper and change you and put you in your romper. Now baby is all clean and ready for play time. Daddy Paul
August 29, 2009

Abie Sitting

Hello my little sweeties, Samantha here! I had such a fun night last night *smirks* I just had to get on here and tell you all about it. I got a call from one of my parents friends last night, they had to go out unexpectedly and needed some one to watch their son, they couldn’t just leave him home alone after all he had apparently been a very bad abie boy. When I arrived at the house they told me all of what I needed for him was in the hall closet and he was waiting in the living then out the door they went. I walked into the living and to my surprise there sat the sweetest looking little abie ever, I couldn’t imagine that he had been a bad wittle abie at all! I sat down next to him and he moved right over and sat on my lap, what a sweetie! Since he was being such a good cuddley thing I decided he deserved alittle goodie, so I dug in my big bag of tricks, oh you know the one *winks*, and pulled out a little package of cookies and fed him every last one, he was such a messy abie when he was done I had to wipe him all down and give him a bubble bath!! When bath time was all over that’s when he started acting up and you know I do not take back talk or bad whiney abies! I took him and bent him over my knee and smacked his bottom good and hard until it was pink and he cried like a little girly. Once he had learned his lesson I put him in a fresh diaper and laid him down for bed. Hehe I’d go into more details but I have to run for a class, but if you want to hear more about it later give me call, ok? XOXOXO, Samantha
August 29, 2009

Tight In A Bud

    And then the day came,    when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to Blossom.   -Anais Nin This is one of my favorite poems. Basically to me it means holding in something secret, like my ab/dl lifstyle would be more painful than risking indulging in it ,exploring it and taking the risk to be who I really am. just thought I’d share that with you all. I know some of you need to take this into consideration, Don’t be afraid to do something that makes you happy because you are afraid of what others might think. Be your big, beautiful ,babyish selves! You know you have at least one place to come where you are appreciated. Thank you Mommy Maddy for making that possible for us. Yay PhoneaMommy! Josie 1-888-430-2010
August 28, 2009

Cousin Jenna ready to be touched……..by You!

You want to see my cute bottom. You want to run your hands over it. You want me to lift my shirt so you can peek at my cute perky boobies. But not so fast. What do I get? Give me what I want, and I may just let you look. Make me happy and you’ll be very happy. You do want your cute Cousin Jenna happy now don’t you? Cousin Jenna 1-888-430-2010
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