May 16, 2011

Let Sleeping Cats Lie

A poet’s cat, sedate and grave, as poet would wish to have, was much addicted to enquire, for nooks to which she might retire, and where, secure as mouse in chink, she might repose, or sit and think. I know not where she caught her trick, nature perhaps herself had cast her, in such a mold philosophique, or else she learn’d it of her master. Sometimes ascending, debonair, an apple tree or lofty pear, lodg’d with convenience in the fork, she watched the gard’ner at his work; sometimes her ease and solace sought, in an old empty wat’ring pot, there wanting nothing, save a fan, to seem some nymph in her sedan, apparell’d in exactest sort, and ready to be borne in court. William Cowper (1731 – 1800) Lorraine Now as you know mommy lorraine is always here for all your sexual and fantasy needs so give her a call
May 16, 2011

LuLu’s Massage

LuLu’s Massage *Despite what you think this is a 100% true story* I had one heck of an assignment from Granny Minnie the other day.  Since I’ve been left by myself, Granny has been taking care of me, and she is sure to have whoever is in her care play by her rules.  Not only must I be diapered, but Granny had me order cute white rhumba panties to wear over my diapers.  This in itself would not be so bad, but Granny had something more in mind for her amusement and my humiliation. With all the stresses from work, Granny Minnie thought I deserved a well deserved break.  So, this past weekend I scheduled a massage for myself.  When I made the appointment I made sure to give the name LuLu.  I wasn’t sure if there was a bad connection, but in any case the girl on the other end didn’t seem to find that strange. The time for my appointment approached and I dressed accordingly as Granny Minnie had instructed: short white shorts covering my diaper and rhumba panties.  I had to park a few blocks away since the parking lot was so small and waddle my way there.  As I walked in I was greeted in a friendly manner and shown into the room.  The woman, an Asian lady in her mid or late 40s, instructed me to lie down and cover myself with a small white towel which was laying across the table.  She then half closed the door and walked out. My heart was pounding in my chest as I realized that now was the moment of truth…once I disrobed and put my diapered butt under the towel, there would be no turning back.  I took off my shirt and short white shorts and swung my ruffled, rhumbad, diapered butt onto the table.   At first I was lying face up, and thought that might be a little awkward way to start a massage, so I flipped myself over and adjusted the towel. Another Asian lady in her mid or late 40s came in a few moments later, gave me a polite greeting and put a lamp shade over the light to dim it a bit.  I figured that being up front about my diapered condition would be best so as not to freak the poor woman out when she made the discovery later.   I leaned up on my side and said in as matter-of-fact a tone as I could manage, “I just want you to know, my Granny has been taking care of me lately and she insists that I wear diapers.” The woman was slightly taken aback probably not thinking she’d heard me right and repeated, “Diaper?” “Yeah…” I tried to stammer out. “You’re wearing a diaper?” “Umm, yes” I replied, burning in the shame in having to admit that I, a seemingly normal 25-year-old guy was indeed reduced to wearing diapers. “Why you wear diapers?” She asked. “Well it’s just sort of her […]
May 15, 2011

Abdl Favorite Fantasy

  I was just sitting around today trying to put together what all would be included in my ultimate fantasy. A mommy and daddy and another abie. Some diapers and bottles and maybe even a granny or a sitter or two. Any combination of role play could lead to one of my may longings being fulfilled. So what what be included in your abie or sissy fantasy?   Louie
May 14, 2011

abie for a weekend

  If you’re curious about how it could be enjoyable to be Mommy’s baby for her and to wear diapers I invite you to try it for one weekend. Let me baby you and give you instructions on what to do for 48 hours of your life and see how you feel. A good majority of curious abies would be forever babies if they pushed and did the weekend of it to see how they enjoyed it. Get your diapers and bottles and then talk with me and see just how nice it is to let go of everything. It’ll do you some good sugar, to just enjoy yourself for a little while I can understand that you may be nervous, but the worst thing that will happen is you won’t like it and then you can go back to the way you were and know that it isn’t for you.   Mommy Lizabeth
May 10, 2011

On the Way to School

I’ll tell you why I’m tardy and I hope my excuse will do. I stopped to view upon a leaf a spider and some dew. She spun a web before my eyes with a soft and silver hue, And when she looked, I looked at her and whispered, “Peekaboo!” I think I may have startled her and so I waved good-bye, But when I turned around to go, I met a butterfly! I almost caught him in my hand to bring to class for you, But when I tried to peek inside, away my treasure flew. And that is how I’m tardy, but I had to tell you why. It’s all the fault of a spider’s web and a sneaky butterfly! by: Charles Ghigna (1946- ) Minnie
April 25, 2011

The Jumblies

THEY went to sea in a sieve, they did; In a sieve they went to sea: In spite of all their friends could say, On a winter’s morn, on a stormy day, In a sieve they went to sea. And when the sieve turned round and round, And every one cried, “You’ll all be drowned!” They called aloud, “Our sieve ain’t big; But we don’t care a button, we don’t care a fig: In a sieve we’ll go to sea!” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. II They sailed away in a sieve, they did, In a sieve they sailed so fast, With only a beautiful pea-green veil Tied with a ribbon by way of a sail, To a small tobacco-pipe mast. And every one said who saw them go, “Oh! won’t they soon be upset, you know? For the sky is dark and the voyage is long, And, happen what may, it’s extremely wrong In a sieve to sail so fast.” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. III The water it soon came in, it did; The water it soon came in: So, to keep them dry, they wrapped their feet In a pinky paper all folded neat; And they fastened it down with a pin. And they passed the night in a crockery-jar; And each of them said, “How wise we are! Though the sky be dark, and the voyage be long, Yet we never can think we were rash or wrong, While round in our sieve we spin.” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. IV And all night long they sailed away; And when the sun went down, They whistled and warbled a moony song To the echoing sound of a coppery gong, In the shade of the mountains brown. “O Timballoo! How happy we are When we live in a sieve and a crockery-jar! And all night long, in the moonlight pale, We sail away with a pea-green sail In the shade of the mountains brown.” Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live; Their heads are green, and their hands are blue; And they went to sea in a sieve. V They sailed to the Western Sea, they did,– To a land all covered with trees; And they bought an owl and a useful cart, And a pound of rice, and a cranberry-tart, And a hive of silvery bees; And they bought a pig, and some green jackdaws, And a lovely monkey with lollipop paws, And forty bottles of ring-bo-ree, And no end of Stilton cheese. Far and […]
April 18, 2011

ab dl sitter

  Hi wittle ab’s. Is your Mommy really busy this week getting ready for Easter? I’m sure she has shopping trips to plan and dinners to cook and then some more shopping. Usually I write ads for the mommies to read but this time I am going right to the source. Tell your Mommies that you want AB Sitter Samantha to watch you. Here is what I have planned this week for the ab’s who need a sitter. Dress up for sissies in pretty Easter dresses,Egg Hunts, Dying Eggs, Bunny Crafts and more doesn’t that totally sound like fun? OK ab’s so ask your Mommy pwetty please to let baby Sitter Samantha take care of you while she gets her planing done. I promise you plenty of fun.   AB Sitter Samantha 1-888-430-2010  
April 18, 2011

The Easter Bunny

There’s a story quite funny, About a toy bunny, And the wonderful things she can do; Every bright Easter morning, Without warning, She colors eggs, red, green, or blue. Some she covers with spots, Some with quaint little dots, And some with strange mixed colors, too — Red and green, blue and yellow, But each unlike his fellow Are eggs of every hue. And it’s odd, as folks say, That on no other day In all of the whole year through, Does this wonderful bunny, So busy and funny, Color eggs of every hue. If this story you doubt She will soon find you out, And what do you think she will do? On the next Easter morning She’ll bring you without warning, Those eggs of every hue. by M. Josephine Todd, 1909 Lily
April 17, 2011

Poopy Bottom Betsy

I am such a Daddy’s Girl and I never ever wanna grow up. I just want to lie around like a baby in my diaper waiting for my Daddy to change my poopy bottom and feed me. I love being an adult baby girl and I get so hungry for something to suck on that I’ll put everything and anything in my mouth, that’s why Daddy has to put me in my playpen or crib all the time. That doesn’t stop me from crying for something to suck on like my binki or baby bottle but my favorite thing to suck on is my Daddy’s binki and it’s full of milk just for me!!! Wont you be my Daddy and let me suck on your big binki? Baby Betsy Boo 888-430-2010
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