July 3, 2010

Cooking My Panties Off

Holidays are fantastic, they are fun, you get to spend time with family and friends, drink a few drinks, play some games, laugh together, that is unless you are the one who has to cook or bake.  I had to take a break from baking, I am so tired of being picked every year to make the dessert portion of the picnic for the 4th of July.  Plus it’s hot already outside, and my AC is not working properly.  If it wasn’t for the mere fact of I may get burned in places nobody should even be touched, I would be baking naked.  PLUS, yes there is more, PLUS I get to cook this year too, it’s my turn to work the grill.  I wonder if it’s too late to find someone with the flu and become infected. Ella 1-888-430-2010
July 3, 2010

4th Of July Diaper Cake

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is a huge party weekend. I hope all of you out there have one heck of a holiday party to attend. My husband and myself are doing the family thing. Which is good, but there are always some family you really hope do not show up, but they always manage to. I saw that diaper cake above and thought of all you. They make one for little girls too. I wonder what my family would do if I were to bring that to the picnic instead of potato salad. Happy 4th! Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010
June 19, 2010

The Naughty Step

What is a naughty step?  A naughty step is where Nanny Ella may have to put you if you are being bad.  It’s a time out place where sometimes bad lil ones have to spend some time.  But don’t worry though, if you are good, and do not whine or complain or try to get up from the naughty step until your time is up, then you will get up in a few minutes.  But if you decide to do any of the things mentioned previously your time on the naughty step will be a very very long time. Nanny Ella 1-888-430-2010
June 19, 2010

Play Date

You wanna look so pretty for mommy don’t you? So does Mommy. I want you to wear a pretty little dress for all the men in the neighborhood. We can watch them and you can pick out your favorite man to play with. Of course he’ll come over on a “play” date and Mommy will teach you how to be a “cute” little sissyl for him. How lucky he will be won’t he? He’ll get to play with you (and maybe even Mommy) and he’ll find out exactly how much fun we both are won’t he? We’ll make sure you make him happy so when his Daddy comes to pick him up he will tell him how he had fun with both of us and how he got to touch and snuggle with both of us. Maybe his Daddy will want to play with us too. *Smiles* Mommy Maggy
June 19, 2010

Bacon

Everyone loves bacon, I have even seen where it has been said even vegans love bacon. I don’t know about that, so excluding the vegans, we all love bacon. A man named Neil Caldwell created colored bacon. I’m not kidding, he did. Look.. Doesn’t that look just so yummy? It looks gross! I don’t think I would be too happy if someone came up to me to put my plate down in front of me and there was purple bacon on the plate. I think the purple looks the worst out of them all. Has anyone tried this yet? Sue 1-888-430-2010
June 18, 2010

Camping

It’s that time of year when people start taking their vacations.  This year I am going to go camping.   There are like 12 of us going and I cannot wait.  We are supposed to go boating and hiking.  I really hope I don’t break any nails *giggles* .  I know some of the other Girls I work with will be going on vacations this year as well.  One is even going to the UK, I asked if I could go with her, but she said No *laughs*.  What are your plans for the summer? Jenna 1-888-430-2010
June 14, 2010

Hush a bye baby

Hush a bye baby, on the tree top, When the wind blows, the cradle will rock; When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall, Down will come baby, cradle and all. Now we all know most everyone enjoys nursery rhymes and poems etc and you enjoy being a baby wearing diaper bibs having those changed and especially being treated like one i would think you would also enjoy mommy singing to you would you not thats if mommy could just a sing a note or two hehehhe Lorraine
June 12, 2010

Found This

The following is part of an article written for a magazine called Rubber Life from the 1970’s .  I find this interesting but it’s a bit severe. My reason for writing is to set out a few things which I consider to be basic to baby discipline, and perhaps a criticism or two as I ramble on… 1) Any boy or man under petticoat or diaper discipline must feel very little boyish, sissyish, and helplessly so. 2) He should always be shaven from neck to toe. Especially cleanly about his pubes. 3) He should not been able to masquerade as a woman or girl. His hair should be short (boyish as of old). If in dresses he should have no wig. In truth, he is better dealt with in sissy clothes than in dresses. 4) He should never have access to his own privates.  Thus, all clothing covering his trunk must button down the back. Rather than buttons, unless very small, hooks and eyes or small domes are the most difficult for him to handle, and still very easy for his mummy, nurse, or governess. 5) Baby doll pajamas are worn by girls and women nowadays. They are not for big boys, or men, in diapers and rubber panties. Such males should wear baby style nightdresses without openings for their hands, or else one-piece sleepers buttoning down the back with a drop seat and, of course, feet and hands covered. The baby nightdress should be longer than the man or boy, and should have a tape in the hem so that it may be closed at the bottom so that he cannot walk, and creeping or crawling would be very difficult. The big baby’s nightie should be so fastened, and sleepers should have a blind front, thus denying the male access to that part of his anatomy he must never, ever, touch for any reason. 6) Many of his outer garments should be locked about his neck and/or waist using a light chain and padlock. 7) Little boy rompers, sailor suits, side-fastening satin shorts with wide leg openings buttoning to one of two rows of large buttons sewn to a blouse, are excellent sissy wear. Fastened to the upper row of buttons, these shorts leave room for only his rubber panties, and cradle and pull up between his bottom cheeks. Without rubber panties or a rubber concealing device, his privates would be in danger of showing at the leg openings. Fastened to the lower row of buttons, his little satin shorts would allow room for good bulky diapers, but those, along with his shiny rubber panties, would protrude well below the leg openings of his little shorts. If the punished one has a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit, even the jacket should be permanently buttoned or tacked in front, and would in fact fasten by a row of hooks and eyes down his back. 8) He must not be permitted use of the toilet. He might be permitted use of a […]
June 5, 2010

Swinging On My Cord

I went to a baby shower on Friday and this poem was printed on the napkins. *laughs* What a place to put a poem such as this. Shows the type of humor my friend has. On a side note she looks like a ripe watermelon. I just had to share this with all of you. Love you Much, Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010 I wish I was a foetus I never would be bored Sitting in my uterus Swinging on my cord. To worry obstetricians I’d be a proper beast I’d change position on the hour Transverse, oblique then breech. To student midwives I’d present A mystifying case I’d hide myself inside the os And leave an empty space. I’d tie my cord into a knot And wave it through the cervix I’d give the midwives such a shock And laugh off all my vernix. And when my membranes rupture I’d be a right old pest Presenting large diameters I’d transversely arrest. I’d tell my pal placenta To get himself detached To theatre then the lot of us Would pronto be dispatched. And when they start to caesar I’d laugh and think “Tee hee!’ When no-one else is looking I’ll come vaginally.
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