April 25, 2010

Messy Messy

I like my babies like I like my burgers, messy.  Juicey, squishy, squashy and just as messy as can be.  I find it very erotic to find that you have on a very full diaper.  One that is ripe for changing, but keep you in it just a little longer so I can watch it droop down between your legs.  That visual always makes me smile. Sue 1-888-430-2010
April 18, 2010

Bunny Opener

This is so cute!  A bunny opener!  I really want one.  It would make getting junk mail so much.  The only thing I would change is actually taking the paper out of the bunny’s little mouth so it doesn’t eat it.  I just cannot stop watching this sweet little thing.  The only bad thing about bunnies is that they poop a lot.  Not sure that having one for a letter opener would be worth all the clean up. lol Liz 1-888-430-2010
April 3, 2010

Easter

It’s hard to believe that tomorrow is Easter already, time is going oh so fast.  Just simply slipping away.  Before we know it, summer will be here again.  Isn’t it funny how that works?  I remember being in school and time just seemed to go so slowly by, but as soon as I graduated it all started to speed up very rapidly.   I hope you all have a wonderful Holiday weekend with your family and know that  I will be thinking of you all. Love, Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
March 27, 2010

I truely believe this to be true

Some people think telling someone GMTA is a good thing.  To me it means that you just think like everyone else.  And I don’t actually think that is necessarily a good thing concerning some things.  It’s those who think differently that are the ones who come up with cures, inventions, mathematical equations (damn you people for doing that, you made school hell for me!).  When too many people think alike, things do not get done, you get a whole bunch of sheep just following one another.  Where am I going with this? Try being different and thinking differently, see everything around you in a new way, and never ever be afraid to stand out and be different from the rest, you will be much happier and your life will turn out to be more interesting. Liz 1-888-430-2010
March 21, 2010

All Dressed Up And No Where To Go

Looks like someone has been very very bad.  Having to have their little clitty under lock and key.  A sweet little sissy jail cell.  I do adore the bow, if you are going to have your sissy bits locked up they might as well look pretty.  Do you not agree?  I wonder what they did to deserve this sort of punishment.  I cannot say that I do not agree with this sort of punishment if the little one was caught doing something bad when they thought their Care Taker was not looking. Liz 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

The Change

I am a very lucky Mommy.  One of my callers loves to role play that he comes to my house because I have adopted him away from his parents.  During his first day with me we do a lot of things.  First off we have to get him out of young man clothes and into something more appropriate.  A diaper, rhumba panties, and a sweet little dress.  Then off to the salon to have her hair done, curled and dyed to match mine of course.  Of course there is a catch to all of this.  You see, My brand new baby-girl must be immobilized in some way or another, either with a bunting bag or wrist and ankle straps or something a bit more severe for bedtime.  This way the acclamation process is faster.  Until next time sweet one, your Mommy is thinking about you. Lexus 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

Tempie Check

Oh honey you look a little……ill.  Come here to Nurse Betty and lets see if I can make you feel any better.  Now I know this will be uncomfortable but it’s all for the best.  Now, let’s get that diaper off, and up on the exam table you go.  I need to take your temp.  Oh no, I don’t want you to open your mouth for the thermometer, this one goes some place completely different, roll onto your tummy, get on your knees and get that little bum up in the air.  Now now, no crying, it’s all for the best. Your favorite Nursie, Betty 1-888-430-2010
February 21, 2010

Lazy Sunday

Football has ended and now there is nothing on.  *sigh*  It’s like coming down from a high, and you know you will not be able to re-up for a long time.  So now I am sitting here wishing that I had something to do.  And to make matters worse my bf is out of town on business.  It’s a boring day, the only thing that is even keeping me from crawling up into bed and sleeping the day away is the fact that I have been doing calls with all my sweet ones today.  Thank you, thank you, for giving me a smile every time the phone rings.  You all make it better. *kisses and hugs to you all* Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine’s Day

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun. Anonymous Falling in love is so hard on the knees. Aerosmith Love is a grave mental disease. Plato I hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day and that you have someone special to share it with. All my Love, Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
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