January 29, 2011

Bath Time

There is nothing like ending a busy day with a warm bath, complete with bubbles and a rubber ducky and all your favorite bath toys. Playing and splashing and giggling ‘til both of us are completely wet. I would lather your hair and make funny shapes with the shampoo, then gently lean you back so I could rinse all the bubbles out of your hair, making sure not to get a single drop of suds in your eyes. A warm fluffy towel would be next to snuggle around you, drying you completely, then and a heavy dousing of sweet smelling baby powder, followed by a diapering and freshly laundered jammies to keep you safe and warm throughout the night. Yes, there is nothing like bath time at the end of a busy day. Mommy Maggy
January 16, 2011

All Better

Aww, does my little one have a cold? Feeling all icky inside?  Mommy will make it all better.  I’ll get you in your coziest pjs, wrap you up tight in your softest blanky, and tuck you in tight, like a bug in a rug!  Then I’ll spoon feed you some chicken soup, and read you your favorite story and even hide your medicine in a spoon of sugar, hehe!  Then I will hold you and rock you ‘til you fall fast asleep in my arms until at last I have chased those yuckies away! See, mommy knows how to make it all better! Mommy Maggie 1-888-430-2010
December 31, 2010

Disobeying Mommy

You were very naughty at the New Year’s Eve party last night! I saw you trying to sneak a sip from Mommy’s cocktail – even after I told you that it was a no-no. Didn’t I tell you that it was a grown up drink? That it was not for abies like you? But you wanted to be like all the Mommies and Daddies and be a big boy, didn’t you! Well, you want something to drink do you? Fine, mommy will feed you something special in your sippy cup. Something that will make your tummy grumble and your insides knot up with cramps; something that will have you doubled over and send your tummy into convulsions.   And just when you think you can not take the cramps anymore, it will happen…the uncontrollable urge to go messy in your diapy – lots and lots of messies. The waves and waves of spasms will over whelm you as you fill you diaper past capacity. With you tear stain cheeks you will look to me for comfort, but I will offer none. I only offer you these words of wisdom – “perhaps next time you will think twice when thinking of disobeying Mommy!”   Happy New Year Everybody!!! (heeheeheehee) Maggie
December 18, 2010

Christmas Sleeper

Is everyone all excited for Christmas? Can’t believe it’s a week away! Where oh where does the time go? Now I always have a tradition that on Christmas Eve, all my little ones get a present, and in that present is a brand new pair of PJs for Christmas morning. Usually they have footsies, but I think these were adorable as well, hehehe! Like a great big candy cane! Oh I could just eat you all up!! Have a very merry Christmas everyone!!! Mommy Maggie
December 4, 2010

Powerless

A darkened hallway……you see a figure walk towards to, slowly……as I come into focus, our eyes lock……you are powerless to turn away……my hand reaches out to you and caresses the side of your face……still powerless, not being able to resist, I lean in and kiss you gently on the lips……the taste upon your lips is unfamiliar – not unpleasant, but it leaves a tingling sensation, one that starts to spread throughout your body……your strength seems to be melting away with each moment that passes……powerless against the sensation……I move to your ear, whispering, everything will be fine……you try to turn your head towards mine, but you find you are powerless to do so……I then pull your head down to my exposed breast……my warm milk flows freely into your waiting mouth, powerless to stop it……as my milk fills you, something strange starts to happen……you find yourself shrinking against my breast……my hands now holding you……smaller now……even smaller……powerless to stop it……powerless to stop feeding……with each suckle you shrink……regressing even more……until at last you find yourself nestled in my arms……me looking down at you, smiling sweetly, cooing at my new baby……powerless in my embrace……I turn back down towards the darkened hallway……your transformation complete……enveloped by my arms……powerless……   Mommy Maggie
November 20, 2010

Thanksgiving Traditions

There’s something about sitting around the thanksgiving table with good food and good people and good conversation; a time to gather and share and laugh and feast on such wonderful food; a time to eat too much and drink too much and get too loud; a time for uncle George to unbutton his pants and tell the kids to pull his finger; a time for aunt Gertrude to criticize how cousin Sally wears her hair and does her make up and cooked the sweet potatoes this year. A time for arguments to break out over which team is going to win the game this year, which always ends in someone or something getting smashed. Ahh yes, there is just something about the time honored traditions of Thanksgiving…hmmm, maybe I’ll stay home this year and forgo the holiday tradition, lol! Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with all your holiday Traditions! Maggy
October 23, 2010

Trick Or Treat

So, who is planning on going out for Halloween? A party perhaps? Maybe trick or treating? How about going to a haunted house? I love being scared, so Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I used to love being on a sleep over and having a séance, trying to contact the other side, maybe using a Ouija board, or one of my favorite games to play was Bloody Mary, heeheehee. Just remember, what ever you choose to do, don’t forget to sleep with the light on and the closet door closed! Muuaahahahaha!!!! Maggie
October 9, 2010

Potty Chair or Something Else?

Ok, I have to admit it; I have a fascination with interesting and unusual antiques, items, and old pieces.  So it’s no surprise that this old potty chair caught my eye.  The fact that there are straps really peak my interests.  Such diabolical happenings that must have been taken place in this chair – makes me all a giggle, hehehehe!  I’m thinking a triple dose of castor oil and then strap them down for the day!  Perhaps even a strategical placement in the public eye!   Mommy Maggie 1-888-430-2010
September 25, 2010

Sissy ABie Julie

I always have fun on my calls with my aby Julie.  Like the other day, my Julie was invited to a birthday pool party.  Now normally she would have been excited to go, but when she found out that she was going to have to go in her diapers, well, let’s just say she was less then excited to have all the other y0ung ladies see she was wearing diapers like an aby – especially under here little bathing suit. So it was no surprise that when we got there, my Julie started to have herself a little temper tantrum and was very defiant with me.  Something I simply will not put up with.  So right there, as everyone was arriving to the party, I pulled her diaper and plastic panties down around her ankles, and put her over my knee straight away.  The hairbrush was pulled out of my diaper bag (something that baby Julie definitely does NOT like – the brush or the diaper bag), and I started to swat that little behind of hers. All the mommies and little ladies were walking right by us, pointing and whispering, and some were even giggling at her as they came closer and saw the diaper puddled around her ankles.  And to top things off, I made my aby Julie count out each and every spanking she received between her cries and tears.  Let me tell you, it will be quite some time before my aby Julie defies me again! Thank you again aby Julie for yet another wonderful call (though I think that red little tushie of yours may think otherwise)! Mommy Maggy
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