November 30, 2010

Adult Baby Billy

Poor little adult baby Billy, is starving and he just cant wait for Momma Star to pick him up from his crib and feed him.  Poor abie is wet and hungry and won’t stop crying so Momma Star picks Billy up and holds him close to her chest and whispers shhh sweet Billy Mommy has numnum’s for baby.  Mommy and baby snuggle in bed and mommy puts the warm bottleto his lips and gently rubs it on abies lips, billy promptly starts to suckle on the rubber nipple.  There there sweet baby Mommy is here to love you…. Mommy Star 1 888 430-2010
November 24, 2010

ABDL Fun

Abies these days have so many different contraptions to help keep them safe as mommy transports baby from one place to another. There’s the car seat that’s usually abies first mode of transport as they go home with abdl mommy from the hospital. The second most used abie devise is the stroller. They have so many to pick from, and I have to say some of the prices are outrageous. I love the old fashioned buggy and bassinets; I don’t see many of them unless I’m in a vintage boutique but I love everything about them. Yes, I know the new strollers have all sorts of bells and whistles and probably a better choice for a busy mommy, but the feeling I get when I see a vintage buggy, it just warms my heart. Mommy Candy 1 888 430-2010
November 22, 2010

One Inch Tall

If you were only one inch tall, you’d ride a worm to school. The teardrop of a crying ant would be your swimming pool. A crumb of cake would be a feast And last you seven days at least, A flea would be a frightening beast If you were one inch tall. If you were only one inch tall, you’d walk beneath the door, And it would take about a month to get down to the store. A bit of fluff would be your bed, You’d swing upon a spider’s thread, And wear a thimble on your head If you were one inch tall. You’d surf across the kitchen sink upon a stick of gum. You couldn’t hug your mama, you’d just have to hug her thumb. You’d run from people’s feet in fright, To move a pen would take all night, (This poem took fourteen years to write– ‘Cause I’m just one inch tall). Silvie by Shel Silverstein
November 17, 2010

I love men in diapers

  I like my men in diapers. When I get to change an adult diaper and do something private and special with someone close to me, it’s as if we’re in our own world. During that time there is no one else on earth. There’s no telling how many diapers I have changed over the years, but it is most always enjoyable. I have to say most always because nothing is perfect, and sometimes people get a tad nervous sharing something that they’ve spent a long time trying to keep secret. Most of the time though it’s good for both sides of the diaper tapes.   Mommy Shirley
November 8, 2010

Thanksgiving Is a Moment to Remember

Thanksgiving is a moment to remember How little we can do to move the stars. All we are and have we must surrender, Nor is Earth less inscrutable than Mars. Knowing this, we know the need for friends Sharing both our pleasures and our pain, Giving, though it may not serve their ends, In joy the love that will our love sustain. Very much like water in a lake, In sum we serve as mirrors to the sky. No one alone can heaven’s picture take. Given friends, we know the reason why. Mommy Lorraine
November 5, 2010

Stay Warm

  Do you like relaxing in front of the fire as much as I do? It’s so soothing and relaxing just hearing it crackle and smelling the wonderful smell. Right now my house smells like pine (Incense) and just like a fresh fire. I could get your diaper on you and snuggle with you while we read a book together. How does that sound? I bet your tired little eyes would fall shut and Mommy would have to tuck you in right there.   Momma Shirley
October 30, 2010

Paddle hard!

  These shorts made me think of some of the babies I talk to. A lot of them just fuss and whine and need to be spanked or paddled. Usually when I take them over my knee or make them bend over a chair and lay down the law so to speak they straighten up and it’s all yes Daddy and sorry Daddy. Maybe if they had to waltz around in these shorts for awhile they’d know I had a clear visual of how to handle their sassy butts. Besides that, they’re cute.   Daddy Paul
October 25, 2010

Haunted House

There’s a house upon the hilltop We will not go inside For that is where the witches live, Where ghosts and goblins hide. Tonight they have their party, All the lights are burning bright, But oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight. The demons there are whirling And the spirits swirl about. They sing their songs to Halloween. “Come join the fun,” they shout. But we do not want to go there So we run with all our might And oh we will not go inside The haunted house tonight. By Jack Prelutsky Silvie
October 24, 2010

Being Rude On The Phone

Yesterday I received a call from a person from a collection agency looking for someone who doesn’t even live here.  I politely told the person that the person they were looking for not only does not live here, but I have never even heard of them before.  The person basically called me a liar and demanded that I give them a cell phone number for the person.  I paused for a moment then decided that what they wanted was a confrontation so they could become nasty, so instead of being just as rude to them, I said, “Awww, someone is cranky and needs a nap.” To which they replied, “What?!” I went on to baby talk to them until they sounded a bit freaked out by it all and their voice broke a little bit.  I then politely told them that if they ever call back here again, be prepared to be spoken to the same way, then put in a diaper and sent to bed without dinner.  They immediately hung up and I laughed.  It was just too perfect.  Who knew being a Fetish Nanny could get rid of rude bill collectors. Ella 1-888-430-2010
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