April 18, 2010

Bunny Opener

This is so cute!  A bunny opener!  I really want one.  It would make getting junk mail so much.  The only thing I would change is actually taking the paper out of the bunny’s little mouth so it doesn’t eat it.  I just cannot stop watching this sweet little thing.  The only bad thing about bunnies is that they poop a lot.  Not sure that having one for a letter opener would be worth all the clean up. lol Liz 1-888-430-2010
April 14, 2010

Kat Fight for Kyle(XY)

Kyle was caught cheating again on Janey with me this time. I say this time, because as we all know here at Phone a Mommy and Madison’s, Kyle cheats on all his girlfriends.  Well Janey seemed to want to fight me to the death for him, she pulled a chuck of my hair out, ripped my clothes, punched me, threw me out naked into the street and Kyle just sat and watched.  What Janey doesn’t understand is that he is still seeing me as I am certain many others.  Just as A tiger doesn’t change his stripes;  Kyle will always be a cheat.  And I have no plans on Not fucking him, so Janey if you are still determined to think you can have him all for yourself, then ….Bring it on! Ready for Round Two Kyle? Sara 1 888 430 2010
April 9, 2010

Bad Girls

Alright I know most everyone thinks of me as the sweet one, but I have another side. In fact, one of my favorite shows is the Bad Girls Club! Ever watch it?  Ironically, my favorite character  from all five seasons is named…….Sarah. She spells her name with an h. She’s the BOSSY one. She is actually on a the spin off Love Games where she has two hotties fighting over her. Ah, but Nick looks like he is making out with Kendra this week, well that’s another story.  I’ve thought about tiring out for an episode. I really am a Bad Girl at heart!  So to all you hard-up, hard- core callers, give me a shout for a no holds, anything goes Sex Fantasy. Your personal Bad Girl Sara 1 888 430 2010
March 12, 2010

Sitter Times Two

One of the other sitters and I did a two girl call recently and it was insane!  We had such a great time, spanking and punishing such a bad little one.  Two girl calls are always a fun thing to do.  I highly recommend them to anyone.  You could have two sitters, or a sitter and a mommy, or mommy and nanny.  The combinations are endless.  So if you have been especially bad or especially good and want to spend some time with two of us, then call us up and have some fun. Sammy 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

The Change

I am a very lucky Mommy.  One of my callers loves to role play that he comes to my house because I have adopted him away from his parents.  During his first day with me we do a lot of things.  First off we have to get him out of young man clothes and into something more appropriate.  A diaper, rhumba panties, and a sweet little dress.  Then off to the salon to have her hair done, curled and dyed to match mine of course.  Of course there is a catch to all of this.  You see, My brand new baby-girl must be immobilized in some way or another, either with a bunting bag or wrist and ankle straps or something a bit more severe for bedtime.  This way the acclamation process is faster.  Until next time sweet one, your Mommy is thinking about you. Lexus 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

Tempie Check

Oh honey you look a little……ill.  Come here to Nurse Betty and lets see if I can make you feel any better.  Now I know this will be uncomfortable but it’s all for the best.  Now, let’s get that diaper off, and up on the exam table you go.  I need to take your temp.  Oh no, I don’t want you to open your mouth for the thermometer, this one goes some place completely different, roll onto your tummy, get on your knees and get that little bum up in the air.  Now now, no crying, it’s all for the best. Your favorite Nursie, Betty 1-888-430-2010
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