March 12, 2010

Sitter Times Two

One of the other sitters and I did a two girl call recently and it was insane!  We had such a great time, spanking and punishing such a bad little one.  Two girl calls are always a fun thing to do.  I highly recommend them to anyone.  You could have two sitters, or a sitter and a mommy, or mommy and nanny.  The combinations are endless.  So if you have been especially bad or especially good and want to spend some time with two of us, then call us up and have some fun. Sammy 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

The Change

I am a very lucky Mommy.  One of my callers loves to role play that he comes to my house because I have adopted him away from his parents.  During his first day with me we do a lot of things.  First off we have to get him out of young man clothes and into something more appropriate.  A diaper, rhumba panties, and a sweet little dress.  Then off to the salon to have her hair done, curled and dyed to match mine of course.  Of course there is a catch to all of this.  You see, My brand new baby-girl must be immobilized in some way or another, either with a bunting bag or wrist and ankle straps or something a bit more severe for bedtime.  This way the acclamation process is faster.  Until next time sweet one, your Mommy is thinking about you. Lexus 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

Tempie Check

Oh honey you look a little……ill.  Come here to Nurse Betty and lets see if I can make you feel any better.  Now I know this will be uncomfortable but it’s all for the best.  Now, let’s get that diaper off, and up on the exam table you go.  I need to take your temp.  Oh no, I don’t want you to open your mouth for the thermometer, this one goes some place completely different, roll onto your tummy, get on your knees and get that little bum up in the air.  Now now, no crying, it’s all for the best. Your favorite Nursie, Betty 1-888-430-2010
March 5, 2010

Lucky Me

  I have got to be one of the luckiest guys around. Think about it I get to work with some of the sweetest Mommies and Dommes around. Not only that I get to talk to the best abies and sissies you could ever hope to talk to. Even when I have a bad or rough work day I know that I can count on the love and support from all of you wonderful people. So to say I am a lucky man is putting it quite mildly. Thank you all for making it all worth while.   Daddy Paul
February 28, 2010

What Baby Needs

*a crib *crib sheets *waterproof mattress covers *bumper pads *light blankets *a car seat *bottles *nipples *bottle brush *formula *baby towels and wash cloths *baby soap and shampoo *cotton swabs *lotion *thermometer *zinc oxide for diaper rashes *diapers and wipes *T-shirts *sleepers *socks *bibs *a stroller *a tote bag And Mommy Lizabeth has them all. Liz 1-888-430-2010
February 21, 2010

Lazy Sunday

Football has ended and now there is nothing on.  *sigh*  It’s like coming down from a high, and you know you will not be able to re-up for a long time.  So now I am sitting here wishing that I had something to do.  And to make matters worse my bf is out of town on business.  It’s a boring day, the only thing that is even keeping me from crawling up into bed and sleeping the day away is the fact that I have been doing calls with all my sweet ones today.  Thank you, thank you, for giving me a smile every time the phone rings.  You all make it better. *kisses and hugs to you all* Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
February 19, 2010

Bad Girl

So is Daddies little angel gonna be good tonight? I have come home work to find that you have been a brat. You disobeyed the babysitter you trashed your bedroom and wouldn’t eat your lunch. I had to come home and turn you over my knee and be grounded to your room. Now you have got some ground to make up for your bad behavior. I don’t hate you but I have had a rough enough day so tell me what do you think you can do to make up for what you have done. Daddy Paul
February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine’s Day

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. Erich Segal Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun. Anonymous Falling in love is so hard on the knees. Aerosmith Love is a grave mental disease. Plato I hope you have a wonderful Valentine’s Day and that you have someone special to share it with. All my Love, Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
January 31, 2010

Most Expensive Potato Ever

I have come to find that I like blogging about really expensive items.  So here is the next on my list of things I will never be able to afford.  Meet the new and improved Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head!  They are diamond encrusted to the tune of $8,000.00 .   That’s right, 8k for two potatoes!  Who would of thunk it? Not I.  I can tell you this much, if I had these there is no way I would ever let anyone play with them, which is a shame because they are toys.  Give me the 10 dollar Mr. Potato Head from Wal-mart, at least it can be played with. Your Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
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