May 15, 2010

Uber Baby Shower

Look at these pictures.  I can’t help but think of Sissies when I see this. This is a Pretty In Pink Baby Shower.  I love the napkin holders, little pacifiers, what a great idea!  All of this is so lovely, I can’t help but think that when all the ladies that were in attendance showed up their mouths dropped open, especially the Mom to be.  I can also see a few dozens Sissies sitting around the table in their prettiest dresses, being so demure and Lady like and giggly. Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
May 9, 2010

A Poem For You Mom, Love You!

It takes a Mother’s love to make a house a home, A place to be remembered, no matter where we roam. It takes a Mother’s patience, to bring a child up right, And her courage and her cheerfulness to make a dark day bright. It takes a Mother’s thoughtfulness to mend the heart’s deep “hurts,” And her skill and her endurance to mend little socks and shirts. It takes a Mother’s kindness to forgive us when we err, To sympathize in trouble and bow her head in prayer. It takes a Mother’s wisdom to recognize our needs And to give us reassurance by her loving words and deeds. It takes a Mother’s endless faith, her confidence and trust To guide us through the pitfalls of selfishness and lust. And that is why in all this world there could not be another Who could fulfill God’s purpose as completely as a MOTHER! ~Helen Steiner Rice CousinJenna 1-888-430-2010
May 8, 2010

Mother’s Day

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day, so I just wanted to wish all these wonderful ladies here at Phone-a-Mommy a wonderful and relaxing day!! I all know how hard each and every one of you works, and there is no other group of ladies who deserve it more!! So put those feet up, place those cucumber slices on those tired eyes, and let those around serve you for a change! Happy Mother’s Day Ladies! Maggie
May 2, 2010

Twitter

Most of you know all of us Mommies, and everyone else for that matter have Twitter.  How many of you do?  How do you like using it?  If you would like to connect to us on Twitter then please head on over there and add us!  We would love to have you on there so we could tweet at each other to the point of absurdity!  That is one thing I will never understand, how people can sit on there day after day and keep updating.  Someone must think a lot of themselves to do that.  I could understand if you were on some sort of Spy mission and you were taking the time out of almost being killed to update on your every move.  But the day to day mundane things? No. *laughs* Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
April 25, 2010

Taking A Moment

Images of trees and grass lay mirrored upon the stillness of the lake. Reflections of sun and sky are transposed to quiet waters, as lilly pads float like small vessels on its surface. Saw grass bends slightly as a gentle breeze caresses its long green blades. Feelings of peace and tranquility fill my soul, as I enjoy the splendor of the scene before me. All the world is alive and encompassed in this special moment in time. Ella 1-888-430-2010
April 18, 2010

Lonely

  I see you sitting there all dressed up for play. But alas who is there for you to play with or who is even going to baby sit you? Well guess what we here at Phoneamommy are here for you 24 hours a day 7 days a week. We take care of all of your ab/dl needs from sitting to changing to play dates. So why sit there by your lonesome self give us a call and find out what you have been missing.   Daddy Paul
April 18, 2010

Bunny Opener

This is so cute!  A bunny opener!  I really want one.  It would make getting junk mail so much.  The only thing I would change is actually taking the paper out of the bunny’s little mouth so it doesn’t eat it.  I just cannot stop watching this sweet little thing.  The only bad thing about bunnies is that they poop a lot.  Not sure that having one for a letter opener would be worth all the clean up. lol Liz 1-888-430-2010
April 14, 2010

Kat Fight for Kyle(XY)

Kyle was caught cheating again on Janey with me this time. I say this time, because as we all know here at Phone a Mommy and Madison’s, Kyle cheats on all his girlfriends.  Well Janey seemed to want to fight me to the death for him, she pulled a chuck of my hair out, ripped my clothes, punched me, threw me out naked into the street and Kyle just sat and watched.  What Janey doesn’t understand is that he is still seeing me as I am certain many others.  Just as A tiger doesn’t change his stripes;  Kyle will always be a cheat.  And I have no plans on Not fucking him, so Janey if you are still determined to think you can have him all for yourself, then ….Bring it on! Ready for Round Two Kyle? Sara 1 888 430 2010
April 9, 2010

Bad Girls

Alright I know most everyone thinks of me as the sweet one, but I have another side. In fact, one of my favorite shows is the Bad Girls Club! Ever watch it?  Ironically, my favorite character  from all five seasons is named…….Sarah. She spells her name with an h. She’s the BOSSY one. She is actually on a the spin off Love Games where she has two hotties fighting over her. Ah, but Nick looks like he is making out with Kendra this week, well that’s another story.  I’ve thought about tiring out for an episode. I really am a Bad Girl at heart!  So to all you hard-up, hard- core callers, give me a shout for a no holds, anything goes Sex Fantasy. Your personal Bad Girl Sara 1 888 430 2010
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