October 11, 2010

Cloony The Clown

I’ll tell you the story of Cloony the Clown Who worked in a circus that came through town. His shoes were too big and his hat was too small, But he just wasn’t, just wasn’t funny at all. He had a trombone to play loud silly tunes, He had a green dog and a thousand balloons. He was floppy and sloppy and skinny and tall, But he just wasn’t, just wasn’t funny at all. And every time he did a trick, Everyone felt a little sick. And every time he told a joke, Folks sighed as if their hearts were broke. And every time he lost a shoe, Everyone looked awfully blue. And every time he stood on his head, Everyone screamed, “Go back to bed!” And every time he made a leap, Everybody fell asleep. And every time he ate his tie, Everyone began to cry. And Cloony could not make any money Simply because he was not funny. One day he said, “I’ll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown.” And he told them all why he looked so sad, And he told them all why he felt so bad. He told of Pain and Rain and Cold, He told of Darkness in his soul, And after he finished his tale of woe, Did everyone cry? Oh no, no, no, They laughed until they shook the trees With “Hah-Hah-Hahs” and “Hee-Hee-Hees.” They laughed with howls and yowls and shrieks, They laughed all day, they laughed all week, They laughed until they had a fit, They laughed until their jackets split. The laughter spread for miles around To every city, every town, Over mountains, ‘cross the sea, From Saint Tropez to Mun San Nee. And soon the whole world rang with laughter, Lasting till forever after, While Cloony stood in the circus tent, With his head drooped low and his shoulders bent. And he said,”THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT – I’M FUNNY JUST BY ACCIDENT.” And while the world laughed outside. Cloony the Clown sat down and cried. by Shel Silverstein Lorraine
October 4, 2010

Don’t Bring Camels in the Classroom

Don’t bring camels in the classroom. Don’t bring scorpions to school. Don’t bring rhinos, rats, or reindeer. Don’t bring mice or moose or mule.  Pull your penguin off the playground. Put your python in a tree. Place your platypus wherever you think platypi should be. Lose your leopard and your lemur. Leave your llama and your leech. Take your tiger, toad, and toucan anywhere but where they teach. Send your wombat and your weasel with your wasp and wolverine. Hide your hedgehog and hyena where you’re sure they won’t be seen. Please get rid of your gorilla. Please kick out your kangaroo. No, the teacher didn’t mean it when she called the class a “zoo.” by Kenn Nesbitt Minnie  
September 28, 2010

The Cry Of The Children

Do ye hear the children weeping, O my brothers, Ere the sorrow comes with years? They are leaning their young heads against their mothers, And that cannot stop their tears. The young lambs are bleating in the meadows, The young birds are chirping in the nest, The young fawns are playing with the shadows, The young flowers are blowing toward the west— But the young, young children, O my brothers, They are weeping bitterly! They are weeping in the playtime of the others, In the country of the free. Do you question the young children in their sorrow, Why their tears are falling so? The old man may weep for his tomorrow, Which is lost in Long Ago; The old tree is leafless in the forest, The old year is ending in the frost, The old wound, if stricken, is the sorest, The old hope is hardest to be lost: But the young, young children, O my brothers, Do you ask them why they stand Weeping sore before the bosoms of their mothers, In our happy Fatherland? They look up with their pale and sunken faces, And their looks are sad to see, For the man’s hoary anguish draws and presses Down the cheeks of infancy; “Your old earth,” they say, “is very dreary; Our young feet,” they say, “are very weak! Few paces have we taken, yet are weary— Our grave-rest is very far to seek. Ask the aged why they weep, and not the children, For the outside earth is cold, And we young ones stand without, in our bewildering, And the graves are for the old.” “True,” say the children, “it may happen That we die before our time. Little Alice died last year—her grave is shapen Like a snowball, in the rime. We looked into the pit prepared to take her: Was no room for any work in the close clay! From the sleep wherein she lieth none will wake her, Crying ‘Get up, little Alice! it is day.’ If you listen by that grave, in sun and shower, With your ear down, little Alice never cries; Could we see her face, be sure we should not know her, For the smile has time for growing in her eyes: And merry go her moments, lulled and stilled in The shroud by the kirk-chime. It is good when it happens,” say the children, “That we die before our time.” Alas, alas, the children! They are seeking Death in life, as best to have; They are binding up their hearts away from breaking, With a cerement from the grave. Go out, children, from the mine and from the city, Sing out, children, as the little thrushes do; Pluck your handfuls of the meadow-cowslips pretty, Laugh aloud, to feel your fingers let them through! But they answer, “Are your cowslips of the meadows Like our weeds anear the mine? Leave us quiet in the dark of the coal-shadows, From your pleasures fair and fine! “For oh,” say the children, […]
September 25, 2010

Whos A Bad Boy

Have you been a good boy or naughty boy today? Tsk tsk tsks Does Mommy Stella have to spank your little diapered bottom? When baby is behaving, Mommy will take such good care of her sweet baby boy and teach him how to be mommy’s good boy. When baby is misbehaving and not listening, Mommy Stella knows just how to spank and punish baby in his diapers and train you to be mommy’s good little diaper slave! Mommy Stella 1 888 430-2010
September 25, 2010

Sissy ABie Julie

I always have fun on my calls with my aby Julie.  Like the other day, my Julie was invited to a birthday pool party.  Now normally she would have been excited to go, but when she found out that she was going to have to go in her diapers, well, let’s just say she was less then excited to have all the other y0ung ladies see she was wearing diapers like an aby – especially under here little bathing suit. So it was no surprise that when we got there, my Julie started to have herself a little temper tantrum and was very defiant with me.  Something I simply will not put up with.  So right there, as everyone was arriving to the party, I pulled her diaper and plastic panties down around her ankles, and put her over my knee straight away.  The hairbrush was pulled out of my diaper bag (something that baby Julie definitely does NOT like – the brush or the diaper bag), and I started to swat that little behind of hers. All the mommies and little ladies were walking right by us, pointing and whispering, and some were even giggling at her as they came closer and saw the diaper puddled around her ankles.  And to top things off, I made my aby Julie count out each and every spanking she received between her cries and tears.  Let me tell you, it will be quite some time before my aby Julie defies me again! Thank you again aby Julie for yet another wonderful call (though I think that red little tushie of yours may think otherwise)! Mommy Maggy
September 24, 2010

forced in diapers

  Uh oh some my little sissy is in the terrible two’s. You didn’t think Mommy would find your diaper that you ripped off and hid behind the bookcase, but my nose led me to it. Now do you see the panties Momma has for you? They are light pink with a shiny silver heart shaped lock. No diaper freedom for you sissy boy. Now don’t you cry, I’ll take it off to change you but otherwise, in diapers you will be.   Mommy Shirley
September 19, 2010

Forced

Many, many of you have called me recently, and for that I say thank you.  Out of those who call me there seems to be a similarity to all your calls.  You want to be forced to be a sissy.  Now this is one my all time favorite things to do to someone.  I do not yell, I do not scream, but do I get stern and domineering?  Most definitely!  You will be lucky to get a word in edge wise, I am Southern after all and us southern women can talk like you would not believe lol.   And just think how pretty you will look after I get you all sissied out!  And YES you will have to go out into public like that.  I don’t care if it embarrasses you are not, what you want doesn’t really matter at this point.  Does it? Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
September 13, 2010

Messy Room

Whosever room this is should be ashamed! His underwear is hanging on the lamp. His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair, And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp. His workbook is wedged in the window, His sweater’s been thrown on the floor. His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV, And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door. His books are all jammed in the closet, His vest has been left in the hall. A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed, And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall. Whosever room this is should be ashamed! Donald or Robert or Willie or– by Shel Silverstein Lorraine
September 12, 2010

Clean and Happy

  As usual I was playing the role of and abie the other day and had a request for me to make a messy in my diaper. It is not my usual type thing to do but made the most of it. After I was done daddy put me on the changing table and seemed to be happy I had done as requested. He wiped me off and told me to go get in the bath he had prepared and washed me clean from head to toe. Dried me off and re diapered my bare bottom. Put me on his lap read me a story and put me in the bed to cuddle till we drifted off to a great nights sleep.   Louie
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