May 29, 2013

Day Out With Mommy Crissy & our Sissies!

Mommy had such a great day today!  Mommy called her good friend, Mommy Crissy and said “Crissy, we need a day out.  Let’s go pop some tags!”  So with much excitement, we took our sweet little sissies shopping at our favorite Thrift Stores.  The giggles and squeals were ringing through the store as we pulled out so many darling outfits for our sissies to try on! Did you know that maternity tops can make the CUTEST babydolls?  Well, it’s true! I found so many pretty little things for Miss Sophie to try on, including some new patent leather shoes with a matching purse, a frilly little bonnet, a tutu and of course, a darling pink teddy bear to hug. Sissy Sophie made sure to model her favorite new tutu by twirling and hopping through the store, singing loudly “I love my mommy sara…she buys me pretty fings”.  Such a sweet little sissy!  I’m sure Mommy Crissy has funny memories and laughs that she’ll want to share about our outing today. We love taking our Sissies for a day out and I can’t wait to do it again! Mommy Sara http://www.phoneamommy.com/sara.html Must be 18+ US & Canada: 1.888.430.2010 or  1.888.938.8382 Intl.: 011.1.714.442.2402 All calls discreetly billed as ‘ME LLC’ // Calls 1.99/min + 2.50 connection fee // Text sessions 1.49/min
May 27, 2013

Sitter Cali

Since I started practicing babysitting with Cousin Jenna I’ve had a lot more practice and guess what – I’m getting pretty good at it! See, I learned a lotta stuff about babysitting from Jenna. Like when you babysit and ABy, all you have to do is be really nice to his parents and then as soon as they leave you make him do whatever you want him to. Like just the other day I had to watch ABy Tommy and as soon as his Mommy left, I got right on the couch and put my feet up and told Tommy we were gonna play a game called “Do whatever I tell you to do, OR ELSE” hahahaa!! He didn’t seem to like the game very much, but he was afraid of the “OR ELSE” part haha, so he went along with it just fine. He gave me a pedicure, did all the cleaning his Mommy asked me to do, and he served me pink lemonade alllllll day! I think I can get used to this kind of babysitting! Next time I think I’ll make Tommy try some new games. A couple that I’ve been thinking about are “What can we fit up there?”  and “How much can you swallow?” Don’t those sound like fun? I’m sure I can think of lots more fun games to hahaha… kissies, Cali 888-430-2010  
May 24, 2013

Shopping with my Adult Baby

It was so much fun shopping the Adult Baby furniture store online with the baby.  We decided on an adorable play pen and matching changing table (they will custom stain them to match – how nice of them!!).   Now Mommy won’t have to put the baby on his bed to change him.  I can hardly wait to see him in his playpen.  He already has many toys to play with.  He has a toy monkey that was one of his first animal friends. Next month we are going to shop for more.  His dreams are to turn his bedroom into the perfect ABDL nursery.  Our next purchase is going to be a rocking chair so Mommy can rock him to sleep. I’d be glad to help you with your redecorating too! Mommy Lexus 1.888.430.2010
May 20, 2013

ABy Maid

Mmmkay, so your mommy said there’s a bunch of work around the house she wants done today. Mopping the floor, dusting, vacuuming, scrubbing the toilet, and a whole bunch of other stuff. But here’s the thing… I don’t wanna do any of that! SO – today you’re actually gonna be useful haha! I’m just gonna put you to work all around the house while I “supervise” you. And by that, I mean I’m just gonna sit in whatever room you’re cleaning and look up every once in a while to point out what you’re doing wrong haha! Lets start in the kitchen hmm. I’m just gonna sit up here on the counter and read my magazine while you start with the dishes. And hurry up, ‘cause after that you need to mop the kitchen floor, and like I said, there’s a whole list of stuff you need to get done in the next couple hours. When we’re (you’re) all done in here I think we’ll move on to the bathroom. I want you to scrub that toilet with a toothbrush… hehehe maybe YOUR toothbrush, and leave that porcelain sparkling. You better do a good job too. I don’t want your mommy coming home and getting mad at me ‘cause you were slacking off. I want her to come in here and be soooo happy about how clean everything is so I can take ALL the credit and get myself a nice little bonus hehe! Oh, and if you even think about telling her that I made you do all the work I can guarantee you’ll regret it the next time I babysit your little loser butt.   xoxo Samantha 888.430.2010
May 18, 2013

Adult Baby Picnic for Memorial Day

What better way to kick off the summer season then with a picnic on Memorial Day!  We can pack a wonderful picnic lunch with all your favorites – corn on the cob, hot dogs, fried chicken, potato salad, plus of course watermelon (what’s a Memorial Day picnic without watermelon?).  But I always say the more the merrier, so let’s bring all your stuffed little furries and plushies too!  We can have a regular outdoor picnic with all your soft little friends to share in the fun!  And after you have tuckered yourself out form all the play, and after I have laid you down for a diaper change, it will be time to lay your head down for a well deserved nap in the afternoon – won’t it be comforting to have all your friends to cuddle up with and guide you off to dream land (that way you will be well rested for the fireworks at night!)?  And yes, we can light sparklers and run around at night and catch fireflies as well, making out picnic complete! So what do you say? Shall we have an Adult Baby picnic with all your plushies? Mommy Maggie 1.888.430.2010
May 12, 2013

Bye-bye, Peepee!

I’m sure you’re wondering what you’re doing here today, hmm? Your Mommy brought you to me but she didn’t exactly explain why you were coming to visit a nurse who specializes in adult babies. I know that for a long time now, Mommy has treated you as her babi girl, even though you have those pesky boi parts hmm? Well you see, she’s ready to take the next step now – to make certain that you don’t get yourself into any trouble with that peepee. Today is the first day of your new treatment plan. Give me your arm so I can administer the first dose. Now no resisting dear, you wouldn’t want the syringe to end up somewhere it isn’t supposed to go, now would you. No, I didn’t think so. That’s better, see, one quick and easy shot and its all done. Now your Mommy will bring you here every few months to administer the shot and we won’t have to worry about your pesky peepee causing any problems. Alright then sweetie, take your lollipop and be on your way. Oh, what does the shot do? It’s a high dose of birth control. Hehehehe, I know you can’t get pregnant silly, but with that shot your little peepee wont work either! Bye-bye now, see you in a few months! Nurse Betty 888-430-2010  
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