June 12, 2010

Found This

The following is part of an article written for a magazine called Rubber Life from the 1970’s .  I find this interesting but it’s a bit severe. My reason for writing is to set out a few things which I consider to be basic to baby discipline, and perhaps a criticism or two as I ramble on… 1) Any boy or man under petticoat or diaper discipline must feel very little boyish, sissyish, and helplessly so. 2) He should always be shaven from neck to toe. Especially cleanly about his pubes. 3) He should not been able to masquerade as a woman or girl. His hair should be short (boyish as of old). If in dresses he should have no wig. In truth, he is better dealt with in sissy clothes than in dresses. 4) He should never have access to his own privates.  Thus, all clothing covering his trunk must button down the back. Rather than buttons, unless very small, hooks and eyes or small domes are the most difficult for him to handle, and still very easy for his mummy, nurse, or governess. 5) Baby doll pajamas are worn by girls and women nowadays. They are not for big boys, or men, in diapers and rubber panties. Such males should wear baby style nightdresses without openings for their hands, or else one-piece sleepers buttoning down the back with a drop seat and, of course, feet and hands covered. The baby nightdress should be longer than the man or boy, and should have a tape in the hem so that it may be closed at the bottom so that he cannot walk, and creeping or crawling would be very difficult. The big baby’s nightie should be so fastened, and sleepers should have a blind front, thus denying the male access to that part of his anatomy he must never, ever, touch for any reason. 6) Many of his outer garments should be locked about his neck and/or waist using a light chain and padlock. 7) Little boy rompers, sailor suits, side-fastening satin shorts with wide leg openings buttoning to one of two rows of large buttons sewn to a blouse, are excellent sissy wear. Fastened to the upper row of buttons, these shorts leave room for only his rubber panties, and cradle and pull up between his bottom cheeks. Without rubber panties or a rubber concealing device, his privates would be in danger of showing at the leg openings. Fastened to the lower row of buttons, his little satin shorts would allow room for good bulky diapers, but those, along with his shiny rubber panties, would protrude well below the leg openings of his little shorts. If the punished one has a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit, even the jacket should be permanently buttoned or tacked in front, and would in fact fasten by a row of hooks and eyes down his back. 8) He must not be permitted use of the toilet. He might be permitted use of a […]
June 11, 2010

Oil Spill

  I have to vent about the unpleasant nature of the crisis we are in. My heart is feeling so heavy for all the marine life, wild life, our environment and us Americans. I for one would like to know where are all the celebrities and people with all the money, when Haiti got hit, they were on TV within a few days raising money, where are the concerts for the Gulf? Do they not think charity begins at home? I guess not I suppose that’s why the poverty and orphans in America go ignored. Even though the numbers of children who go hungry in the richest country are in the tens of millions. Okay, back to the oil spill, where are all the Democrats we voted in? Are still too busy patting themselves on the back over the half assed health reform they got passed? I may be voting Independent. These Democrats are too soft! I think I would like to dress them all up as Sissys! I voted Obama in but he’d better step up and Tell – BP – Bad People to Move it On Over! We need to freeze their assets ASAP and I don’t recommend boycotting them as much as we would like to, we need as James Carville said “FAT” We need a FAT COW to milk dry. Okay, I feel a little better, but its temporary. Thank you Suzy for going to help out the Gulf and others that are working in helping. Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
June 10, 2010

Binky Buddy

BINKY BUDDY By Mommy Candy Binky Buddy is abies best friend Everywhere that abie goes Her Binky is sure to follow When abie is upset or sad Only her Binky can make her feel glad Whether in a crib or in a tub abie needs her Binky Buddy to make her feel loved When Binky is lost And abie keeps crying Nobody’s getting any sleep There’s no denying We search high and we search low Binky buddy where did you go? Abie needs you to comfort and sooth her And just when we thought we could take no more Abie spots her Binky, right there on the floor Suddenly it’s silent and abie is calm Reunited with her Binky Buddy And drifting off to dreamland Mommy Candy 1 888 430-2010
June 9, 2010

Tooth Fairy

I’m having trouble thpeaking, thinthe I lotht my middle tooth. Jutht yethterday my tooth wath fine, today it wiggled loothe. At firtht I thought it thilly, when my tooth fell out today, But no one theems to underthtand a thingle word I thay. I athked my mom to clothe the door, she said “I cannot make it. The door does not like wearing clothes, it’s happier when naked.” I athked if I could have a mouthe, I promithed I would feed it, “Another mouth to feed?” she athked, “I’m certain we don’t need it!” I wonder if you underthtand the thircumthtanthe I’m in. I told her I wath feeling thick, She thaid “you’re looking thin.” At latht she thaw how mad I wath, Ath if I may thtop breathing. She laughed and thaid she didn’t mean it – She wath only teething! Aww my sweet little Amber has lost her first tooth and is looking forward to getting a little something from the Tooth Fairy  Mommy Ava
June 7, 2010

Diaper Cake

Here is a cake made with love, though I wouldn’t call it yummy. For the ingredients used go on the cake, not inside your tummy. Flour, sugar, milk, and eggs will make a cake so sweet, But diapers, booties, and  socks will make a handy treat. Here is a cake for your special day, Because the stork is own her way. It’s filled with lots of things for you, On the outside, and inside too. Place them in your diaper bag, So all the necessities you will have. For the big day soon will come, When you can show off your little one! Written by ~ Laura Kaye ~ Minnie
June 6, 2010

Poopy Baby

Mommy Stella loves to put naughty baby’s in the corner. Why, you ask? Because Mommy told you not to poop in your diapers, and to come get me when you need to go. Did you? No! Now you can sit in a poopy diaper in the corner till mommy says you can get out! Stella 1 888 430-2010
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