September 25, 2009

Juicy

Ever taste something or smell something that just makes your mouth water i know i have it just makes like your whole body react to it.And you just have to get a taste of that even more so i was in a restuarant and this couple behind me ordered this dessert omg did it look and smell so good i wanted to jump up and take it from them no i didn’t but that doesn’t mean i didn’t think of doing it lol but i did order that same dessert and it was just as good as it looked and smelled.Or did you ever come across a smell that was just really really bad did that also and it was a diaper this little man had on i wanted to pick him up and change it right there poor little thing Minnie
September 23, 2009

Okay, Who Wants to Wrestle Me?

I know that one of our special dl’s loves his Wrestling shows, but why not take me on? I am willing to get down and dirty and I am pretty slick I think I can take you. So any takers???? Sara 1888 430 2010
September 22, 2009

little turtle song!!

ok i had a little abie wanting me to sing this to him the other day while i was giving him a bath…i just love this song!! I have a little turtle, his name is Tiny Tim, I put him in the bathtub to see if he could swim ! He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap now my little turtle is sick in bed with a bubble in his throat! if you want me to give you a bath and sing a silly song to you just give me a call sweetie! Samantha 1-888-430-2010
September 16, 2009

I just came across a article on a some judge in los Fresnos who I think is a genius. Why you ask? Well he gave the parents of a student who has a truancy record the option to pay a five hundred dollar fine or to paddle the child right there in court. BRAVO I say…however Justice of the Peace Gustavo Garza has been punished by the State Commission on Judicial Conduct. I think that we should enact a law that spanks and paddles congress when they act stupid. And I mean 24×7, in-your-face, round-the-clock spankings of our fearless leaders when they do stupid things. If a politician signs a bill and has not even read it…. We can watch him get spanked live on C-SPANK If a politician puts in pork spending, rewarding himself? We can watch him get spanked live on C-SPANK What do you think? Spank or not to spank? Mommy Lexus 1 888 430-2010
September 10, 2009

Time to Call me…

  Hello all!!!! I have been so busy this week restocking the nursery and getting it ready for you.  I have bought new bottles, bibs, nappies, diapers of all kinds and sizes, safety pins, baby powder and lotions.  I think  I am ready for you now so come on over and we can put all these items to good use…As you can see I am prepared for whatever situation may come my way?    I love to not only be prepared, but to be equipped to spoil when necessary and DISCIPLINE  when necessary.  I went ahead and bought some great toys for babies like you as well as a brand new paddle that I can’t WAIT to try out on the next bad baby that crosses my path.   I will be waiting for you Rachel
September 8, 2009

Granny Minnie loves her babies!

Guess what grannies are for? They read you great stories and play on the floor; They tickle and hug you ’til you scream for more, That’s what grannies are for. Guess what grannies can do? They zip up your jacket and lace up your shoe; They take you to movies and trips to the zoo, Change your diapey clean up poo, and that’s […]
September 2, 2009

Fall is approaching

Ok to all my little ones I know that with fall and the upcoming cold months that you will be needing those personal touches to make sure those diapers are fresh and clean.  Well if you wish to know I love to make all my little ones fresh and clean with the special touches that I can add…So you’re asking yourself now what do I mean.  Well I have a special room with your name on the door waiting for you to come so I can get in to my trunk of tricks and pull out a nice clean outfit to dress you up in and make you my special little one who will never want to leave. XOXO Rachel
August 30, 2009

Fall Cleaning

Well I got the perfect job for you.  I need all my closetscleaned out and redone.  Are you interested I know the last time I cleaned them out I found so many things that I could use on all my littles ones that I was just amazed by the new discoveries.   The last little one who helped out got to enjoy using some of the products themselves.  Got you thinking now dont I…wonder what she has in her closets now…well let me tell you what it will make your day.  So just let your imagination run with you and come give me some of your personal time XOXO Rachel
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