June 12, 2010

Found This

The following is part of an article written for a magazine called Rubber Life from the 1970’s .  I find this interesting but it’s a bit severe. My reason for writing is to set out a few things which I consider to be basic to baby discipline, and perhaps a criticism or two as I ramble on… 1) Any boy or man under petticoat or diaper discipline must feel very little boyish, sissyish, and helplessly so. 2) He should always be shaven from neck to toe. Especially cleanly about his pubes. 3) He should not been able to masquerade as a woman or girl. His hair should be short (boyish as of old). If in dresses he should have no wig. In truth, he is better dealt with in sissy clothes than in dresses. 4) He should never have access to his own privates.  Thus, all clothing covering his trunk must button down the back. Rather than buttons, unless very small, hooks and eyes or small domes are the most difficult for him to handle, and still very easy for his mummy, nurse, or governess. 5) Baby doll pajamas are worn by girls and women nowadays. They are not for big boys, or men, in diapers and rubber panties. Such males should wear baby style nightdresses without openings for their hands, or else one-piece sleepers buttoning down the back with a drop seat and, of course, feet and hands covered. The baby nightdress should be longer than the man or boy, and should have a tape in the hem so that it may be closed at the bottom so that he cannot walk, and creeping or crawling would be very difficult. The big baby’s nightie should be so fastened, and sleepers should have a blind front, thus denying the male access to that part of his anatomy he must never, ever, touch for any reason. 6) Many of his outer garments should be locked about his neck and/or waist using a light chain and padlock. 7) Little boy rompers, sailor suits, side-fastening satin shorts with wide leg openings buttoning to one of two rows of large buttons sewn to a blouse, are excellent sissy wear. Fastened to the upper row of buttons, these shorts leave room for only his rubber panties, and cradle and pull up between his bottom cheeks. Without rubber panties or a rubber concealing device, his privates would be in danger of showing at the leg openings. Fastened to the lower row of buttons, his little satin shorts would allow room for good bulky diapers, but those, along with his shiny rubber panties, would protrude well below the leg openings of his little shorts. If the punished one has a Little Lord Fauntleroy outfit, even the jacket should be permanently buttoned or tacked in front, and would in fact fasten by a row of hooks and eyes down his back. 8) He must not be permitted use of the toilet. He might be permitted use of a […]
June 6, 2010

Poopy Baby

Mommy Stella loves to put naughty baby’s in the corner. Why, you ask? Because Mommy told you not to poop in your diapers, and to come get me when you need to go. Did you? No! Now you can sit in a poopy diaper in the corner till mommy says you can get out! Stella 1 888 430-2010
June 5, 2010

Swinging On My Cord

I went to a baby shower on Friday and this poem was printed on the napkins. *laughs* What a place to put a poem such as this. Shows the type of humor my friend has. On a side note she looks like a ripe watermelon. I just had to share this with all of you. Love you Much, Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010 I wish I was a foetus I never would be bored Sitting in my uterus Swinging on my cord. To worry obstetricians I’d be a proper beast I’d change position on the hour Transverse, oblique then breech. To student midwives I’d present A mystifying case I’d hide myself inside the os And leave an empty space. I’d tie my cord into a knot And wave it through the cervix I’d give the midwives such a shock And laugh off all my vernix. And when my membranes rupture I’d be a right old pest Presenting large diameters I’d transversely arrest. I’d tell my pal placenta To get himself detached To theatre then the lot of us Would pronto be dispatched. And when they start to caesar I’d laugh and think “Tee hee!’ When no-one else is looking I’ll come vaginally.
June 5, 2010

Past Holiday Weekend

How many of you did something this past Holiday weekend? I did!  I went on a picnic with some friends.  We also attended a parade.  I love them, I don’t usually go to them though, because I have nobody to go with me *pouts* .  They remind me of when I was a little girl and my Dad would pack us all up at O’Dark 30 a.m. and take us to get a place in line for the Tournament Of Roses Parade.  Maybe I will try to go this year.  Perhaps I will try to sneak onto one of the floats *giggle*. Jenna 1-888-430-2010
June 5, 2010

Getting Away

Sometimes we all need to take time for ourselves.  I do not care who you are, you need “Me” time.  I have seen friends who do not do anything for themselves, it’s all about the family and their jobs, and in the end they lose themselves and get absorbed into being nothing more then a robot, they go on automatic and forget who they are.  Believe me the world is not going to stop turning if you take one hour for yourself, or a whole day, or heavens..a whole week!  Things will be right where you left them when you return.  Go on, go out there and find yourself again, and destress and unwind! Ella 1-888-430-2010
May 28, 2010

Bathing Suit Required

I don’t know about where you are, but it’s HOT here today.  It’s already 90 and it’s supposed to be 97 when all is said and done.  Heavens!  I think this Mommy is going to be staying inside to enjoy the AC.  This weekend it’s supposed to be just as hot if not hotter, and the good thing is the Pools open up.  I will be going, I can guarantee it, swim and take in some sun, hopefully I won’t get sunburned, that is never a good thing.  Wouldn’t you like to put your lil swimmers on and join me? Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
May 23, 2010

A Tease

Flippin my hair Blowin you a kiss I’m a the only girl who Can tease you like this! I can push you away and make you come back Cause I know I got it like that! Teasing you is my thang I’ll treat you like a dog and make you pull out a ring! Cause I got it like that! *giggle* CousinJenna 1-888-430-2010
May 22, 2010

Wicked But Lovely

Mary Poppins? Nope.  Joe from Nanny 911? Nope.  What can even be better then those two dear ladies? Why me of course.  I can be the most wicked Nanny your Mommy has ever chosen to hire to watch you, or I can be the sweetest Nanny ever, however, I do prefer being wicked.  Want to know how wicked I can be?  Then ask your Mommy if you can have a Nanny watch you and give me a call. Ella 1-888-430-2010
May 22, 2010

Plastic Wrap

I’ve been fascinated as of late with different forms of subduing techniques. I have put the question to the forums, and I thought I might bring the subject here as well. From cuffs, to potions to being immobilized by many pairs of hands to blackmail – so very many ways to be subdued for one purpose or another. Now the other night in the chatroom, Daddy Paul brought up the possibility of plastic wrap. Well let me tell you, this peaked my interest. What a lovely use a common household item! One could use plastic wrap as a suitable substitute to ropes/cuffs, create a make shift squaddling sleep sack out of it, as well as adapt it to be used as bed/hospital straps. And the things I could do with the colored wraps – especially the rose colored ones (let’s just say I would test my clothes designing skills with it, teeheehee!)! I think it may actually pass the versatility of duct tape LOL! So I wanted to tip my hat to Daddy Paul for opening my eyes (and my warped, little mind) to the wonderful world of plastic wrap! Maggie
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