July 25, 2010

Sun Burnt

I have been out in the sun the last few days and I just came in and today for some reason I have a wildly bad case of sun burn.  I’m talking Maine Lobster skin here!  Not good at all.  My skin feels tight and it’s painful!  I put a lot of spf 7000 on too.  I guess I will be moving very carefully for the next couple of days and I hope this doesn’t doom me to a lot of wrinkles when I get older.  If you are outside in the sun, please be careful and pay attention to the amount of time you are out there, and don’t fall asleep as I did. Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
July 20, 2010

New Diaper

So you got a brand new diaper huh enjoying the feel of it against your bottom loves the way it snu ggle so sweetly against your skin do you. Well now you do know that if you wet or do a poo-poo in it it won’t feel like it does now because mommy will have to change you and put you back in one of your older diapers while this one is being washed and dried. MommyLorraine
July 16, 2010

Fun With Baby Barbie

Mommy Stella stands over your crib, and watches you sleep. Oh my my. Poor sissy baby is all pooped out from last night; in more ways than one if you know what I mean lol. Last night was baby Barbie’s baby shower and I was so proud to introduce my baby girl to all my friends. We took turns changing Babies diaper and dressing her up in all the new clothes she got. Then all the mommies got to take pictures with Baby and we had such a great time that nobody wanted to go home. Mommy put Baby Barbie in her high chair and put a bib on. Everyone took turns feeding baby and changing baby one last time before they went home. Stella 1 888 430-2010
July 4, 2010

Seriously Folks

  I just had an unusual call. An abie called me up and wanted me to be a Daddy. I am used to role playing as a little one and it kind of caught me off guard. I have got to tell you it was all sorts of fun growing up and being a Daddy. It did teach me a good lesson as to what Mommies get to do. I am excited now that I learned a skill that I didn’t know I had in me. Anyway I hope that you had fun little one. Till next time see you all later.   Louie
July 3, 2010

Good Times

Sweet!  The Fourth is finally here, can you believe it?  Summer is officially in full swing now.  Time for good food, good people and good times.  I personally love fill a giant tub of water grenades and just put them out without saying a word; then seeing how long it takes for someone (who usually is three sheets to the wind) to discover them and plan their ambush on some unsuspecting soul, hehe.  Ah yes…good times…good times.  Well anyways, hope everyone have a wonderful Fourth and has some “good times” as well!   Maggie 1-888-430-2010
July 3, 2010

Cooking My Panties Off

Holidays are fantastic, they are fun, you get to spend time with family and friends, drink a few drinks, play some games, laugh together, that is unless you are the one who has to cook or bake.  I had to take a break from baking, I am so tired of being picked every year to make the dessert portion of the picnic for the 4th of July.  Plus it’s hot already outside, and my AC is not working properly.  If it wasn’t for the mere fact of I may get burned in places nobody should even be touched, I would be baking naked.  PLUS, yes there is more, PLUS I get to cook this year too, it’s my turn to work the grill.  I wonder if it’s too late to find someone with the flu and become infected. Ella 1-888-430-2010
June 30, 2010

punishment

  What do you think happens to abies when they are sent to me? I listen to what their mommies say about how they have been acting. Some of the behavior is so bad it really astonishes me. Then after I have heard I will usually ask them why they are being naughty and not behaving for mommy. After that it’s time for their punishment. Now this is where it can get interesting. You see different things work for different abies. I’m not afraid to humiliate you to tears if it teaches you a lesson. I’m also not afraid to spank your bottom until you beg me to stop. Normally the punishment fits the crime. So what have you done to get sent to me?   Mommy Lexus
June 28, 2010

Cute

Ok now i love the feel of cloth diapers they feel so soft and cuddly against a babies bottom nothing like putting on a fresh diaper and patting that cute bottom as they waddle away on the none too sturdy legs. Love sitting back and watching them try their best but they are so bound on learning new things even when they fall that baby will get up and try again babies explore new things and new people with all out gusto.Love to change their diapers even when i need a clothes pin for my nose lol Silvie
June 28, 2010

Spanking Stella

Mommy Stella believes in having a firm hand when bringing up baby. I’m old school and take care of all my babies the way my Mom took care of me. Naughty Babies get spankings and have to wear soiled diapers as punishment. Mommy will also scold baby in public and to embarrass baby even further, Mommy will change baby in public and let everyone watch as wipes you and powders your bottom. “Tsk tsk tsk bad baby” Mommy Stella will have to spank you now but its for your own good…. Mommy Stella 1 888 430-2010
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