December 19, 2009

Busted in Dirty Pants

Now I hope you learned your lesson little man! Mommy has warned you to always be sure to have on clean underwear. But this time you really did it! Busted by the police in your Messy pants.  Now you’re bound and calling Mommy to get you out of trouble once again. Mommy’s has to change you right here in front of the officers and all the neighbors, keeping you in the handcuffs the officers put on you as you kick and scream.  Mommy has to keep you in diapers for now on and no leaving the house without Mommy checking them first! Do you understand? Answer Me! Well Do You? Mommy Rebecca 1 888 430 2010
December 12, 2009

Good or naughty…

So I need to know if you have been good or naughty this year…there are only a few weeks until Santa makes his way to your house…don’t disappoint me…I know that there is a good little boy in there… it is just making him come out so he can be put on the good list….remember that Nanny is very disappointed in little ones that do not tell the truth and try to get away with things that they should not….so do you want to receive presents this year…Nanny did go shopping for all her little ones…but if your not on the good list then I guess those gifts go to other little ones who deserve them…oh my…don’t tempt me because I will make that call to Santa and tell him what a bad little boy you have been this year….remember as the days go by and you don’t do what is right that is one less gift that you will receive this year…so are you willing to take that chance or are you ready to have your bottom reddened to be put back on the good list…. Nanny Rachel….Santa’s Helper 1-888-430-2010
November 25, 2009

Holiday Spirit

So are you prepared for the holidays….instead of sitting on Santa’s lap this year you can come over to Nanny’s house and have a special moment to tell me all about what is on your wish list for Christmas…mmmm…..does that not sound like a good plan….I would love to hear about all you want for Christmas and hopefully help you get everything that you deserve as well as you demand during this special time with me….I love this time of year and to hear about all the things that you wished you had and maybe those things that we can share together….oh my…what a time we would have…..oh thank goodness for Christmas since I need to have all my wish list also revealed and maybe be able to use a few items on you during your visit with me…..mmmmm…..Rachel 1-888-430-2010
November 18, 2009

Gobble up those…

Just imagine having a chance to speak to me  during this upcoming holiday season….cooking up a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner with me and making sure that all my little ones are well feed and taken care of…oh I know that all my little ones will be full after they come over to my house for a little taste of my turkey dinner….until the end of the month you can call and recieve a special of 1.79/min but remember to ask for me….Happy Turkey Day…..gobble gobble
November 15, 2009

Hugs

One of the most wonderful parts of human contact is the ability to hug. When you were little and you got hurt didn’t a hug seem to make all the pain go away? When you got a little older a hug was a great way to show affection and get close to the one you loved. But it is also a great way to show that you wish only the best for someone without even saying a word. And besides that it just plain old feels good. So go on don’t be shy reach out and hug somebody today just to show you care. Daddy Paul
November 6, 2009

Fall

What a wonderful time of the year. The weather is getting cooler the days are getting shorter and nature prepares for the winter months to come. It’s the time of the year for bonfires and hayrides, Halloween and Thanksgiving. The trees are turning beautiful colors. Baseball is over and football is getting in full swing. I hope that you enjoy this time of the year as much as I do and can enjoy it to the fullest. Have fun and hope to talk to you all sometime soon. Daddy Paul
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