October 4, 2010

Poor Potty Pants

Oh poor, poor Potty Pants…Mommy Ava had to spank abie for making  in his diaper. After spanking abies bottom red, I made him sit on the potty chair with nothing but a t shirt on. Abie was not allowed to get up until he used the potty. Poor, poor Potty Pants can’t make number two and is starting to shiver and cry…wah wah wah “Mommy please can I get up?” I think maybe abie needs another spanking for asking Mommy to get up before he made a deposit in the potty. Wah wah wah “please no mommy I don’t want another spanking.” Mommy put abie over her lap and spanked him with her favorite red paddle…wack wack wack, I could feel little abie trembling in my lap while begging me to stop. Wack wack wack……. Mommy Ava  
October 4, 2010

Don’t Bring Camels in the Classroom

Don’t bring camels in the classroom. Don’t bring scorpions to school. Don’t bring rhinos, rats, or reindeer. Don’t bring mice or moose or mule.  Pull your penguin off the playground. Put your python in a tree. Place your platypus wherever you think platypi should be. Lose your leopard and your lemur. Leave your llama and your leech. Take your tiger, toad, and toucan anywhere but where they teach. Send your wombat and your weasel with your wasp and wolverine. Hide your hedgehog and hyena where you’re sure they won’t be seen. Please get rid of your gorilla. Please kick out your kangaroo. No, the teacher didn’t mean it when she called the class a “zoo.” by Kenn Nesbitt Minnie  
October 1, 2010

Well Worn

  Since I change a literal butt load of diapers I almost have a sixth sense of when is getting past it’s prime. The tale tale signs such as sagging and yellow stains and the all powerful smell there are a few other ways to tell. The wonderful fidgeting is one clue and if they are a good baby they can tell you all about what they did. So if you are on a play date and start noticing these telling signs better go and tell their mommy, daddy,or sitter because that diaper has been well worn.   Daddy Paul
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