True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, behold below a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

No cutesy little smiley faces on this card-

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad — I will jump on the person who made you sad

like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared — I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused — I will use little words.

7. When you are sick — Stay away from me until you are well

Again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

9. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ”Why?” you may ask.

by Mark Alan Keyser

Lily

I found this poem and wanted to share it

”Because…you are my friend”.