March 12, 2010

The Change

I am a very lucky Mommy.  One of my callers loves to role play that he comes to my house because I have adopted him away from his parents.  During his first day with me we do a lot of things.  First off we have to get him out of young man clothes and into something more appropriate.  A diaper, rhumba panties, and a sweet little dress.  Then off to the salon to have her hair done, curled and dyed to match mine of course.  Of course there is a catch to all of this.  You see, My brand new baby-girl must be immobilized in some way or another, either with a bunting bag or wrist and ankle straps or something a bit more severe for bedtime.  This way the acclamation process is faster.  Until next time sweet one, your Mommy is thinking about you. Lexus 1-888-430-2010
January 31, 2010

Most Expensive Potato Ever

I have come to find that I like blogging about really expensive items.  So here is the next on my list of things I will never be able to afford.  Meet the new and improved Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head!  They are diamond encrusted to the tune of $8,000.00 .   That’s right, 8k for two potatoes!  Who would of thunk it? Not I.  I can tell you this much, if I had these there is no way I would ever let anyone play with them, which is a shame because they are toys.  Give me the 10 dollar Mr. Potato Head from Wal-mart, at least it can be played with. Your Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
January 16, 2010

Bling Blog

I think there is a princess hiding in all of us, especially in a lovely sissy.  We enjoy nice clothing, sweet diapers, lovely Rhumba panties, playing with dolls, doing our hair, wearing nice shoes, so why not have a car that reflects our inner Princess Diva? Mercedes-Benz has answered or prays.  Yes indeed they have, and in a spectacular way I might add. That my dears is a Mercedes-Benz SL600 covered in Swarovski crystals.  Can’t you just see yourself riding in that all decked out in your sissy gear? Liz 1-888-430-2010
January 3, 2010

Surprise Me

I am a pretty nice person.  Very nice actually, but sometimes I get a little peeved.  One of the things that makes me this way is when someone calls and you ask them what do and they say Surprise ME!  Surprise you? Really? I’m sorry but I cannot know what you like until you tell me, otherwise you will be paying me to try to be a mind reader, and I am not good at that.  So before you call, work out what you would like to do.  It doesn’t have to be detailed, it can be just an idea, or things that you have liked in the past with someone else who you have called.  But give Mommy Lizabeth a break and know what you want.  That way we can both enjoy ourselves and I will come away from the experience knowing I made you happy and you will come away from the experience feeling like you just had the best phone call ever. Love, Mommy Liz 1-888-430-2010
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