May 31, 2010

Come to the Window

Come to the window, My baby, with me, And look at the stars That shine on the sea! There are two little stars That play bo-peep With two little fish Far down in the deep; And two little frogs Cry “Neap, neap, neap;” I see a dear baby That should be asleep. Silvie
May 22, 2010

Plastic Wrap

I’ve been fascinated as of late with different forms of subduing techniques. I have put the question to the forums, and I thought I might bring the subject here as well. From cuffs, to potions to being immobilized by many pairs of hands to blackmail – so very many ways to be subdued for one purpose or another. Now the other night in the chatroom, Daddy Paul brought up the possibility of plastic wrap. Well let me tell you, this peaked my interest. What a lovely use a common household item! One could use plastic wrap as a suitable substitute to ropes/cuffs, create a make shift squaddling sleep sack out of it, as well as adapt it to be used as bed/hospital straps. And the things I could do with the colored wraps – especially the rose colored ones (let’s just say I would test my clothes designing skills with it, teeheehee!)! I think it may actually pass the versatility of duct tape LOL! So I wanted to tip my hat to Daddy Paul for opening my eyes (and my warped, little mind) to the wonderful world of plastic wrap! Maggie
May 21, 2010

Lioness

One of my callers caught me off guard. He asked me if I could be any animal what would I picture myself as. I thought about it and told him a Lioness. He told me he wanted me to picture myself as a lioness and him as my cub. I snuggled with him and cleaned him up. The whole call was just amazingly fun. So if you have a little cub inside of you let Mommy Lexus the Lioness care for you and we can snuggle up and cuddle too.I’m open to other animals, tell me what you see in your mind when you picture yourself as a fuzzy aby.   Mommy Lexus
May 8, 2010

Mother’s Day

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day, so I just wanted to wish all these wonderful ladies here at Phone-a-Mommy a wonderful and relaxing day!! I all know how hard each and every one of you works, and there is no other group of ladies who deserve it more!! So put those feet up, place those cucumber slices on those tired eyes, and let those around serve you for a change! Happy Mother’s Day Ladies! Maggie
April 30, 2010

FootPrints

As we all know we have these footprints that we leave wherever we go.Sometimes we get them over floors sidewalks around the pool we get out of the water and our feet are still wet. But for me the cutest footprints are made from a small child that has been outside on a rainy day and they walk over that kitchen floor that you have just mopped.To see the look of ut ho in their eyes like i am going to get it now so they try as hard as they can to cover it up whats funny is to watch them bent over the floor trying to clean up those muddy prints and their little diapered bottoms peeking out. Lily
April 10, 2010

Fantasy

  I bet each and everyone of you have your own personal ab/dl fantasy. Is it just a simple one of just you and mommy or daddy spending the day together playing. Or have you been bad and need to be punished. How about that sassy babysitter or granny to take care of all your dirty little desires. Is there a sissy fantasy on your mind? Well whatever your abie fantasy is the ladies of Phoneamommy can take you there and have you begging for more.   Daddy Paul
February 28, 2010

What Baby Needs

*a crib *crib sheets *waterproof mattress covers *bumper pads *light blankets *a car seat *bottles *nipples *bottle brush *formula *baby towels and wash cloths *baby soap and shampoo *cotton swabs *lotion *thermometer *zinc oxide for diaper rashes *diapers and wipes *T-shirts *sleepers *socks *bibs *a stroller *a tote bag And Mommy Lizabeth has them all. Liz 1-888-430-2010
October 1, 2009

Who did that

Opps who did that…we all make messes sometimes don’t we…well…Nanny Rachel can help clean you up and prepare you for our outting to purchase some new clothes or maybe you just need to have your diaper change…Well tell mommy and daddy to give nanny a call so we can spend a  little time together and make sure that you are oh so clean and fresh….opps nanny smells something did you go again or was that just a love you nanny fart…oh no…..
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