March 12, 2010

Sitter Times Two

One of the other sitters and I did a two girl call recently and it was insane!  We had such a great time, spanking and punishing such a bad little one.  Two girl calls are always a fun thing to do.  I highly recommend them to anyone.  You could have two sitters, or a sitter and a mommy, or mommy and nanny.  The combinations are endless.  So if you have been especially bad or especially good and want to spend some time with two of us, then call us up and have some fun. Sammy 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

The Change

I am a very lucky Mommy.  One of my callers loves to role play that he comes to my house because I have adopted him away from his parents.  During his first day with me we do a lot of things.  First off we have to get him out of young man clothes and into something more appropriate.  A diaper, rhumba panties, and a sweet little dress.  Then off to the salon to have her hair done, curled and dyed to match mine of course.  Of course there is a catch to all of this.  You see, My brand new baby-girl must be immobilized in some way or another, either with a bunting bag or wrist and ankle straps or something a bit more severe for bedtime.  This way the acclamation process is faster.  Until next time sweet one, your Mommy is thinking about you. Lexus 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

If Barbie Were A Granny

  She doesn’t look all that bad does she? Ken would still hit that, if she had not kicked his bi-curious butt to the curb last year, or was it the year before I do not remember.  I consider myself some what of a Barbie, I have a great body, or so I am told, but it usually comes with the following attached.  You have a great body (long pause) for someone your age.  That is a back handed compliment if ever I heard one before.  But at  least I get them.  Usually from men much younger then I.  It makes me smile and feel good.  That is one of the reasons I enjoy talking to all you younger men and women on the phone.  It makes me happy and smile to know that you would even consider calling me and that you do.  Barbie may have everything and still look good as a granny, but she will never have what I have, and that is you. Doris 1-888-430-2010
March 12, 2010

Tempie Check

Oh honey you look a little……ill.  Come here to Nurse Betty and lets see if I can make you feel any better.  Now I know this will be uncomfortable but it’s all for the best.  Now, let’s get that diaper off, and up on the exam table you go.  I need to take your temp.  Oh no, I don’t want you to open your mouth for the thermometer, this one goes some place completely different, roll onto your tummy, get on your knees and get that little bum up in the air.  Now now, no crying, it’s all for the best. Your favorite Nursie, Betty 1-888-430-2010
March 7, 2010

Star Gazing

As some of my abies know one of my favorite things to do is to star gaze. I remember when I was a kid I use to go outside late at night on a lounge chair out on our patio or even just lie on top of my parents car and stare up into the sky.  The night sky is beautiful just starring up into it and on a night that is windy and cloudy it feels as though I am on a ride drifting up towards the stars and moon. I block everything out around me and just enjoy the quiet peacefulness of the night. Come star gaze with me! Mommy Sara 1 888 430 2010
March 7, 2010

Happy Birthday

There are a few of you having a Birthday Today!  Happy Birthday to you all!  I hope you have a wonderful day and it’s filled with love, glitter, pink, and a lot of soft fluffy diapers!  Sissy Birthday Parties can be ever so much fun.  All giggles and smiles, and we cannot forget the yummy cake can we?  Know that I am thinking of you and that I love you all more then anything!  Once again, Happy Birthday to you! Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
February 28, 2010

What Baby Needs

*a crib *crib sheets *waterproof mattress covers *bumper pads *light blankets *a car seat *bottles *nipples *bottle brush *formula *baby towels and wash cloths *baby soap and shampoo *cotton swabs *lotion *thermometer *zinc oxide for diaper rashes *diapers and wipes *T-shirts *sleepers *socks *bibs *a stroller *a tote bag And Mommy Lizabeth has them all. Liz 1-888-430-2010
February 21, 2010

Lazy Sunday

Football has ended and now there is nothing on.  *sigh*  It’s like coming down from a high, and you know you will not be able to re-up for a long time.  So now I am sitting here wishing that I had something to do.  And to make matters worse my bf is out of town on business.  It’s a boring day, the only thing that is even keeping me from crawling up into bed and sleeping the day away is the fact that I have been doing calls with all my sweet ones today.  Thank you, thank you, for giving me a smile every time the phone rings.  You all make it better. *kisses and hugs to you all* Mommy Lizabeth 1-888-430-2010
February 19, 2010

Bad Girl

So is Daddies little angel gonna be good tonight? I have come home work to find that you have been a brat. You disobeyed the babysitter you trashed your bedroom and wouldn’t eat your lunch. I had to come home and turn you over my knee and be grounded to your room. Now you have got some ground to make up for your bad behavior. I don’t hate you but I have had a rough enough day so tell me what do you think you can do to make up for what you have done. Daddy Paul
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