July 3, 2010
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4th Of July Diaper Cake

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is a huge party weekend. I hope all of you out there have one heck of a holiday party to attend. My husband and myself are doing the family thing. Which is good, but there are always some family you really hope do not show up, but they always manage to. I saw that diaper cake above and thought of all you. They make one for little girls too. I wonder what my family would do if I were to bring that to the picnic instead of potato salad. Happy 4th! Mommy Sue 1-888-430-2010
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June 28, 2010
Published by Mommy Maddy at June 28, 2010
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Spanking Stella

Mommy Stella believes in having a firm hand when bringing up baby. I’m old school and take care of all my babies the way my Mom took care of me. Naughty Babies get spankings and have to wear soiled diapers as punishment. Mommy will also scold baby in public and to embarrass baby even further, Mommy will change baby in public and let everyone watch as wipes you and powders your bottom. “Tsk tsk tsk bad baby” Mommy Stella will have to spank you now but its for your own good…. Mommy Stella 1 888 430-2010
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June 19, 2010
Published by Mommy Maddy at June 19, 2010
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The Naughty Step

What is a naughty step?  A naughty step is where Nanny Ella may have to put you if you are being bad.  It’s a time out place where sometimes bad lil ones have to spend some time.  But don’t worry though, if you are good, and do not whine or complain or try to get up from the naughty step until your time is up, then you will get up in a few minutes.  But if you decide to do any of the things mentioned previously your time on the naughty step will be a very very long time. Nanny Ella 1-888-430-2010
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June 19, 2010
Published by Mommy Maddy at June 19, 2010
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Bacon

Everyone loves bacon, I have even seen where it has been said even vegans love bacon. I don’t know about that, so excluding the vegans, we all love bacon. A man named Neil Caldwell created colored bacon. I’m not kidding, he did. Look.. Doesn’t that look just so yummy? It looks gross! I don’t think I would be too happy if someone came up to me to put my plate down in front of me and there was purple bacon on the plate. I think the purple looks the worst out of them all. Has anyone tried this yet? Sue 1-888-430-2010
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June 6, 2010
Published by Mommy Maddy at June 6, 2010
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Poopy Baby

Mommy Stella loves to put naughty baby’s in the corner. Why, you ask? Because Mommy told you not to poop in your diapers, and to come get me when you need to go. Did you? No! Now you can sit in a poopy diaper in the corner till mommy says you can get out! Stella 1 888 430-2010
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May 8, 2010
Published by Mommy Maddy at May 8, 2010
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Mother’s Day

Tomorrow is Mother’s Day, so I just wanted to wish all these wonderful ladies here at Phone-a-Mommy a wonderful and relaxing day!! I all know how hard each and every one of you works, and there is no other group of ladies who deserve it more!! So put those feet up, place those cucumber slices on those tired eyes, and let those around serve you for a change! Happy Mother’s Day Ladies! Maggie
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April 18, 2010
Published by Mommy Maddy at April 18, 2010
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Lonely

  I see you sitting there all dressed up for play. But alas who is there for you to play with or who is even going to baby sit you? Well guess what we here at Phoneamommy are here for you 24 hours a day 7 days a week. We take care of all of your ab/dl needs from sitting to changing to play dates. So why sit there by your lonesome self give us a call and find out what you have been missing.   Daddy Paul
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March 27, 2010
Published by Mommy Maddy at March 27, 2010
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I truely believe this to be true

Some people think telling someone GMTA is a good thing.  To me it means that you just think like everyone else.  And I don’t actually think that is necessarily a good thing concerning some things.  It’s those who think differently that are the ones who come up with cures, inventions, mathematical equations (damn you people for doing that, you made school hell for me!).  When too many people think alike, things do not get done, you get a whole bunch of sheep just following one another.  Where am I going with this? Try being different and thinking differently, see everything around you in a new way, and never ever be afraid to stand out and be different from the rest, you will be much happier and your life will turn out to be more interesting. Liz 1-888-430-2010
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March 12, 2010
Published by Mommy Maddy at March 12, 2010
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Sitter Times Two

One of the other sitters and I did a two girl call recently and it was insane!  We had such a great time, spanking and punishing such a bad little one.  Two girl calls are always a fun thing to do.  I highly recommend them to anyone.  You could have two sitters, or a sitter and a mommy, or mommy and nanny.  The combinations are endless.  So if you have been especially bad or especially good and want to spend some time with two of us, then call us up and have some fun. Sammy 1-888-430-2010
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