HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!!!September 29, 2009
Breastfeeding My BabiesOctober 1, 2009
There once was a speedy hare who bragged about how fast he could cum. Tired of hearing him boast, Slow and Steady, the tortoise, challenged him to a race. All the ABMommies and animals in the forest gathered around them to watch.
Hare began at lightening speed for a while and then paused to rest. He looked over at Slow and Steady and cried out, How do you expect to win this race when you are stroking it long and at such a slow, slow pace?”
Hare stretched himself out alongside the carrot patch and fell asleep, thinking, “There is plenty of time to relax.”
Slow and Steady continued to slowly stroked himself up and down, up and down. He never, ever stopped until all of a sudden there was a mass explosion.
The ABMommies and other animals who were watching cheered so loudly for Tortoise, they woke up Hare.
Hare stretched and yawned and began to stroke again, but it was too late. Tortoise had released his load and it landed all over the ABMommies and animals gathered around him.
After that, Hare always reminded himself, “Don’t brag about your lightning pace, for Slow and Steady won the race!
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